(- Big live show...one o'clock tonight, sir...)
Good evening one and all we're all so glad to see you here
We'll play your favorite songs while you're all soak the atmosphere
We'll start with Old Man River, then maybe Stormy Weather too
I'm sure you know just what to do
On with the show, good health to you
Please pour another glass it's time to watch the cabaret
Your wife will never know that you're not really working late
Your hostess here is Wendy, you'll find her very friendly too
And we don't care just what you do
On with the show good health to you
- Petina starts the show at two o'clock.
Oh, if by chance you find that you can't make it anymore
We'll put you in a cab and get you safely to the door
Oh, we've got all the answers, and we've got lovely dancers too
There's nothing else you have to do
On with the show, good health to you
You're all such lovely people, dancing gaily 'round the floor
But if you have to fight, please take your trouble out the door
Oh, now I say with sorrow, until this time tomorrow, ooh
We'll bid you all a fond adieu
On with the show, good health to you