Wendy Jokes
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy door opens you'll see who it is.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy going gets tough the tough get going
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy ya think you're going to open the door? I've
been standing out here awhile now.
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This guy has a girl friend named Wendy who finally
convinces him to tatoo her name on his penis... well
when it's soft you can only see W Y .
One night they go out and he goes to the restroom. He sees a tall
black guy standing at the urinal next to him and
notices a "W Y" tattoo on his penis too.
He hesitates then asks the guy if his girlfriend's name
is Wendy too. The guy replies "No, why?"
He explains that his girlfriend had him get "Wendy" tatooed on his penis
and it too only shows W Y when it's soft. Then he asks
they guy... so what's your tatoo say when it's hard
anyway?
The guy replies "Welcome to Jamaica, have a
nice day!"
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