What's on Everyone's Desk?

This is the Desk Page archive.
Go to the real desk page if you want to see the most recent stuff.

Oaky I have at work at student microlab at some west texas university. i
have stack of 3.5 disc, circle k 44oz coke, headphones, a book of lab
instructions no one looks at, and window cleaner...

Hiya Wendy,
weeeelll.......
On my desk I have....

A script for a play i am doing, called Sticks and Stones
Six empty cartons of Strawberry Big M (from the last big studying night)
A "B" Magazine 
A yellow pages
A little black phone,
My Pencilcase
This really weird Jar I found at the back of the cupboard with all these weird 
  patterns on it....this holds pens and pencils
A note from my mum to see if i have found her Antique Vase from Kenya
Two Nail Files.
One Californication C.D by the Red Hot Chillie Peppers.
Memo Pad with the note : Give my Chillie Peppers C.D back or I will steal your 
  guitar. From my darling sister,
Bailey and Louis Short Practice Surgery 15th Edition,
My friends Bailey and Louis Short Practice Surgery 15th Edition.
C.D player with the C.D's Jewel, Ben Harper, Beatles, Jimmi Hendrix BBC sesions, 
  Led Zepplin BBC sessions, Best of Bob Dylan.
Encyclopedia Britanica C.D
Windows 95 C.D
Big Pond Cable Instruction C.D
Book of My own Bands Lyrics
A bunch of Advertising Postcards from Advent Cards (I collect them)

6 empty Strawberry Fredo Frog Wrappers (from the last big study night)
An Oreo Box,
A Psychology Folder,
Pshychology Themes and Variations 3/e written by Wayne Weiten
Cannon Bubble Jet Printer
Two Emcom speakers that Don't work
A big scary abstract picture that i drew last night on the phone.
Guitar Lead
On the Wall a huge family photo from when i was two (jesus have things changed :-)
Lining the underside of the desk exactly 42 gobs of already chewed gum (yummy) (j/k)
The record from a concert i recently went too.
Inscribed in the desk is a rough drawn cartoon picture of the guy i love (Ed Russel) 
  and his phone number.
My puppy dog address book.
Two Bottles of Mt Franklin Water.
Ink Cartridge for the printer.

Rolled up poster of the Rolling Stones that is about to go on my wall.
A fat little brown Bear named George.
Mr.Tickles from Mr.Men.
A stuffed Toy of Cartman.
A photo of my some of my pals.
A lamp that always falls over and doesn't even work.
A Heinimen Maths text book.

An AcerWiew 54el Computer screen
and a Landmark computer other thingi with lots of memo's stuck on it.

The Campus Photo from when i was in year five (brings back memories !!)
A photo Album from the Drama Dinner this year.
"Fox" sized braces bands which i thankfully don't have to use anymore.
A really really really old tape of The Bangles.
A huge cup of steaming coffee with lotsa milk.

A mouse pad stolen from school in year seven with weird photos of the great barrier reef
  and smarties and this odd little bug and also this close up of Kiwi Fruit (weird school huh?)
A mouse with a sticker of a mouse on it.
A memo telling me to call Gemma .......I don't think i will.
Two Letters I have to post- one to my friend in Sydney and one to my friend in Denmark.
A red Converse Roadstar Shoe, (i can't find the other one, i think my dog stole it!)

I don't think I have missed anything....??
But i can't be sure, you never know what your going to find in the deep piles of papers on 
  my desk.
:-)

Since you asked for it, from left to right:

Unrolled plans of building
File Folder containing information which relates to the unrolled plans of
building
45 degree clear plastic triangle
yellow highlighter
Cable count tables
Architect's scale
Rolled plans of other buildings
Company CAD standards sheets
Monitor and keyboard
Glass coffee cup (empty)
Instructional CD-ROM which came with an application (unused)
Mouse and Mouse Pad
Outline of electrical load calculation seminar I attended in July
Telephone (black)
Rolled plans of building in Kraft paper wrapper
Conduit fittings
CAT-5 Cable Sample
Tape dispenser
Stapler
Wite-out bottle
Diazo print eradicator bottle
Pile of rolled plans of buildings, 2 feet wide, 6 inches high.
In box and out box with unread magazines and other mysterious packages

Let me see.. I have my planner.. various meaningless folders... a
cardboard cut-out that was presented to me by some police officer
friends of mine.  This cut-out resembles another officer who I find
quite pleasently appealing....  oh the normal stuff.. post-it notes and
phone message slips.. my computer monitor, keyboard and mouse... pens
pens and more pens.. lots and lots of to-do stuff and a sculpture of
dolphins brought back to me from Florida... one very important item on
my desk is a stuffed bear made and given to me by a very important
man...

From a Woman With Too Much Surface Space:
Computer, monitor with a Harley Davidson sticker on it and an open flax seed
pod that looks like horns from some minature wild beast, a telephone, a
photo of me and my family taken at Christmas 1956, my collection of toy
frogs, a small plate of Toosie Rolls, a bottle of water, a drinking glass,
head phones, stapler, dirty paper napkins, dishes and flatware, a paper cup
of coffee, a calculator, a Victorian-style lily lamp (where the frogs sit),
a magnetic paper clip holder, a coffee mug-pencil/pen holder with
glow-in-the-dark dancing skeletons on it, two tape dispensers (one with
permanent tape, the other with removable tape), a photo of my oldest
daughter taken at a Grateful Dead show in Eugene, Oregon right before her
20th birthday, two severly damaged 60-pin connectors, a ski rack that holds
three pairs of skiis (Its For Sale!), the last three issues of Machine
Design magazine, a South African power cord (you know, the one with the that
plug looks like a Fiat clutch pedal), three sample membrane switch keypads,
and more papers, catalogs, business cards, pens and pencils than I could
ever count.
And don't even get me started on the walls, floor and hanging shelf units!

     I have a cd player, a desk lamp, an old word processor, a ocean green, 
glazed, small ceramic vase to hold pens and stuff, a lot of papers, and sheet 
music for flute.

Hey Wendy. . . cool page :)

I've got 2 desks -- one at home and one at work, well three if you count the 
one at my parents house. . . but I don't know what's on that one.

Home:
monitor
keyboard
mouse and mouse pad
old school telephone
broken cordless phone
pillow case which serves as a dust cover for my keyboard
floppy disk - blue
remote for my stereo
a cow coffee mug full of crayons, coloured pens etc.
cds: Tori Amos, Cyndi Lauper, Matthew Good Band, David Garza, Pearl Jam 
bootleg, Bob Dylan, Smashing Pumpkins, Ben Folds Five, and Pearl Jam Live on 
2 Legs.
Lipsmackers: Orange Shhh-Orbit, Cranberry and Cinnamon
contact lens case
smiley face sticker


Work:
black deskpad
laptop and stand
mouse and mouse pad
telephone
black plastic thingamajig with slots for pens and pencils and post-it notes 
etc. (full)
printer
box full of paper procurred from the copy room
it's 10:19 pm and I'm at home. . . perhaps the cleaning staff?

tee hee :)
sleep well and dream

-notebook computer
-21" monitor
-altec speaker system
-iomega zip disk
-cordless phone
-2 lamps
-rolodex
-nino base station
-tape, stapler, paper clip holder
-microphone
-scanner
-cable modem
-cd writer
-keyboard
-mouse
-lots of papers
-mouse pad
-calculator
-headset
-massive insulated cup
-gumby
-the intel man
-flower the skunk
-pen holder
-assorted floppies, cd's

FIRST AND FOREMOST:

One Starbuck's Extra-Shot Iced Grande Mocha 
A Small Stereo
My Computer
Pictures:  my son, my dog, my girlfriend, my best friend, my guitar,
Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and George Harrison, and sheep in a meadow  by
a brook
A gold guitar clock
Seashells, an ivy plant and a neat piece of bark from a tree
A portrait of Shakespeare, with the quote, "It is the mind that makes
the body rich."

Oh, yeah, and work stuff.

;-)

The usual accoutrements (paper clip hoilder, tape dispenser, staplers,
etc) my computer monitor, mouse pad & mouse, a minitaure mantle clock, a
lamp pencil cup with sveral pens, scissors, etc... telephone, rolodex,
vertical files, 4 different papoerweights:
a small brass whale, a round magnifying glass & brass porthole, a marble
award paperwight and an old railroad spike.   Pictures of my 2 dogs, a
Disney beanie baby of the genie from Alladin and some actual papers that
I'm currently working on. 

Hi, my name is Jason and its nice to good website....I have on my desk a 
picture of my family (wife, me, my son) A picture of me on my seadoo at
lake mead and a picture of me and my B&C 6 point Elk I got 2 years ago,
and a Captain Morgan spiced rum stein.

I forgot about my computor, mouse, phone,and stapler, You can E-mail me 
if you want to know everything that is on it-my list is probably bigger 
than the first one you have posted...let me know...

The frightening things on my desk

An upright file organizer
A picture of my best friend's baby
Assorted people's schedules and phone number listings on the walls
Three business cards holders-one for me, and one for each boss.
A Train Ride brochure for Cascade, ID
Rolodex
A small stuffed Pooh holding a sign saying "Every day people are leaving the 
Church and going back to God" -Lenny Bruce
A plant I am trying tp revive for my boss.
A Little Mermaid clock
5 buddhas I have collected from cities I have visited
My computer
A "Lucky the Rabbit" Meanie Baby
Phone
Message pad
Another rolodex (where did that come from?)
Page holder
A yellow star that squishes for stressful days
Stapler
Tape Dispenser
Paperclip holder
Two hole punch
A map of McCall, ID (going camping there over the 4th of July)
Zuka Juice mug
4 tier stack tray
3 ring binder that I intend to fill with the wisdom of my job (Iguess that 
is why it is still empty)
2 dictionaries and a spell checking book
Another upright file holder
Assorted paperwork that changes hourly but never really goes away.
Scattered pens

CD: Amadeus soundtrack
1930s Art Deco-style alarm clock
stapler
old, moth-eaten doily I rescued from my mom's basement
glossy pamphlet on Irritable Bowell Syndrome
Bic pen
shiny penny
book: Legends of the Rhine
book: German for the American soldier
book: Latin Stories
installation instructions for CGI calendar program I never managed to
install
2 Macy's 15% One Day Sale coupons
print out of email about job I applied for
print out of 7-pages of my personal TWO degrees of separation project
pricy blank card printed with cityscape
plastic Columbo yogurt cup with furniture tacks stuck in top, filled with
random bits
unopened box of CyberSpeak candy
$1 coupon for Arm & Hammer Dental Care toothpaste
thick, blue rubber band
wooden box covered with paper and filled wth pens
mouse pad in form of Ouija board
keyboard
17-inch monitor
2 computer speakers
computer microphone

telephone
the laptop I'm typing on now
mousepad
post-it notepad
pen
glass of water
1998 desk diary
1999 desk diary
$50 Airline coupon
some geneology stuff from the LDS family history library in SLC
some printed emails
receipt from SLC Marriot
aircraft checklist
wedding invitation (not mine)
thank-you note
Mensa application
car repair estimates
bills
uncashed checks
direct banking envelopes
box of love letters from grandfather to grandmother
Printer
Nameplate
wooden shark
brass airplane model
  
And my desk actually looks pretty clean.

My desk is actually my nightstand by my bed.  On it there is tin, that 
used to have candy or something in it,.  The tin is decortated with 
teddy bears.  Next to the tin is a small bunch of artifical greenery.  
Then a picture with a wooden frame...a little year old baby girl sitting 
with teddy bears all around her....the little girl is the one we (me and 
my husband) tried to adopt, but lost...In front of the picture is a little 
wooden toy train....for decoration only.  Next to that is a black push 
button phone and a digital alarm clock....and on occassion there is a 
glass of water sitting there....well anyways thank you for letting me share 
my little nightstand with you!

LOTS of CD's (audio and computer)
headphones
many Zip disks, all with blank labels
a vase of dried flowers
a Mr. Peanut "bendy" figure
A plastic mother tiger and cub
A radio made to look like a little computer
A rubber "Kenny" from South Park
A very nice green halogen desk lamp form IKEA.
A very cool yellow triangle accent lamp that looks like a piece of
cheese - also from IKEA.
A little paper iMac that you can download off the web, print, then fold
it up and glue it so it's 3D.
A porcelain kitty.
Beanie dolls - 3 cats, a horse, Bugs Bunny, a green M&M guy, a giraffe,
a chipmunk, and a ring-tailed lemur.
One of those high-tech padded rests for my poor wrists.
A neat little metal mini drawer chest that holds disks.
Blue Christmas tree lights.
A 1999 "Exotic Cars" calendar.
Pretzels
A Zip drive
An external hard drive
A CD-R burner
An Epson color inkjet printer
A Philips Magnavox 17" monitor with following stickers on it: cats,
fuzzy horses, shiny bugs, little couches, "got milk", and "say no to
8-character filenames".
Keyboard and mouse
"Proud to be Microsoft-free" sticker
shiny dragonfly stickers
A very cheesy plastic Christmas wreath (on the wall) that is supposed to
light up, but doesn't. (Yes, it's April)
lots of scrap papers
A MAC, BABY!!!

(from left to right- desk level) 

4 empty Pepsis - can 
1 empty Mountain Dew - can 
project folder for PTI 
palm pilot 
the soundtrack to Rushmore 
folder rack 
phone 
mini halogen lamp  
tape dispenser 
project CD-R's 
van Morrisen 
Box of Raisins 
rack of CDs - audio and archives 
Fax for a golf tournament 
an empty Perrier bottle 
a wacom tablet 
mic 
quickcam 
empty wendy's medium coke 
my keyboard and hands 
monitor 
group of mini cacti  
vanilla candle  
metal sculpture for holding cards 
petty coat  
Jaz disk 
3 zips 
and on empty New Castle beer bottle 

I was on deadline today. sorry for the mess. 
peace  

Lets see we have are new computer ,speakers,mouse,a mouse from the store we bought 
the computer from.a phone,two phone books for the same town 8 different games for 
the kids,wifes school books,e-mail addresses,a screwdriver,a hand held game,and 
misc. papers,nine pennies,the key board slides out of the waya pen and two things 
of candy.Really enjoyed the web site thanks for letting us do this it was fun.

a computer , a phone, a lamp,  remote control, pen, paper, disk, mouse, not
much, just getting started on the computer, i am new to the computer. playing
around and trying to learn what to do . saw wendys e-mail address at lunch
today  so i dicieded to look you up.  

I have lots of Angel figures, some ty beanie babies, my calendar, lots
of bills,pens,a junk box where odds and ends go and I guess that's about
it.

Hi my name is Wendy too! That is pretty cool that we have the same name! 
Well, on my desk is a computer, printer, games, pens, pencils, and paper, and 
also art supplies! Well gotta go bye e-mail me soon Wendy

Six computers and a laptop. Two 17' monitors hooked to the computers
with a switchbox.  One speaker on a tower, the other one fell on the
floor (man I am lazy).  Four different types of nasal snuff... damn
nicotine is addictive... at least I don't smoke anymore.  A bunch a'
keyboards, two of them those natural types (my hands say ahhhh...)  A
surge protector with those buttons, but its about 7 years old, so its
yellow.  Two networking hubs, and a DSL modem (yea that sucker kicks
butt at 384kbps... I TOLD YOU I was a nerd!!!)  An alpha numeric pager. 
Kleenex filled with tobacco, an open phone book, two answering machines,
a phone off the hook... oops, on the hook.  A leaning tower of CDs, that
I don't know what they are because I'm too lazy to label my CDs.  My
drivers license, a bunch a' disks just scattered about on the desk. 
Starry night mouse pad (yea!), an empty cold hot tea mug, and I use
loose tea and creme, so when I drank it... well, you don't wanna know. 
Two perl programming books, and a linux book.  Two networking cards (or
should I say boxes, I'm too lazy to throw them away)  My checkbook with
a bunch of big checks in it that would soon become rubber checks if I
were to mark over a two figure number (and I'm counting the cents
column!!!)  A bunch a' cables.  A tissue box, and my trusty FAX machine.
 (Yes its a huge desk, and yes much to my fiances chagrin, this is a
true tail!!!) (Believe it or not she cleaned up 5 days ago...)  Oh hey,
I forgot the loan application... daddies gotta buy a new pair a' shoes.

I have two, at work starting from the left side of my Cube (cell), a bunch of
old folders containing info on interns who worked for me, and uncompleted
assignments given to them, a three tray rack wth instructions for staff on how
to fill out paperwork and computer screen forms we use in our work, trade
magazines, newspaper article related to New York city issues(that s who and
where I work), two applications with mistakes submitted by vendors who do work
for us. A dilbert Mug (I use for water at fountain), a 7-11 Mug filled with
pens, a picture of my dog Chewy, (who is sitting beside me at home right now
wondering why I am staring at this screen instead of playing with her) a south
park calandar hangs on the wall, a two hole puncher, stapler, tape dispenser,
the computer is next (in the center/corner).Now to the right a stack of
project status reports, a rolodex, a notebook I use for daily writing, more
magazines job info, papers that should have been filed long ago. Another rack
filled with guidebooks, rules, instructions, sample forms, etc., todo lists
(multiple), a second ack with cancelled projects, and junk envelops, plus
things to review with manager, if he ever gets the time. then comes actual
work in progress folders, contracts, letters that need signatures, contracts
others have given me to review (all very close to the trash can waiting
below).

Hello there Wendy,

here's what's on my desk:

17" monitor (connected to computer 1), 15" monitor (connected to
computer 2), keyboard/mouse switch, die-cast model of 1948 Tucker
Torpedo, rubber fish pen, pioneer speakers (either side of monitors),
Toshiba amplifier (hooked up to computers and synthesizer, Roland D-50
Liner synth, two telephones, Umax Astra 1200S flatbed scanner, HP-48X
scientific calculator, a pair of needle-nosed pliers, two mice, a bunch
of backup CDs, a desk lamp (on top of speaker), a bag of computer
screws, a bunch of business cards, two markers, a hole-punch, a stapler,
a hair brush, yesterday's newspaper, an address book, two books on
Linux, a small model of the 1903 Wright Flyer, a bottle of isopropyl
alcohol, a bone carving, various pens, and a keyboard with my hands on
it.

Paul Needs-to-clean-his-desk
Wellington, New Zealand.


Calendar, inbox, electric sharpener.
Then if you want to count my way sexy assistant when... ::cough::
::blush::

That's all...


Strange but true, the following huge list is all from ONE person with ONE desk...

Books, Lower Shelf:
The Riverside Chaucer, 3rd ed.
English Romantic Writers, 2nd ed.
Bullfinch's Mythology
Middle English Literature, Dunn & Byrnes Eds
The Golden Bough by Sir James Frazer
David Howarth's 1066
The History of the Franks by Gregory, Bishop of Tours
Edward Gibbon: Memoirs of my Life
The Later Roman Empire by Ammanus Marcelinus
Witchcraft, Oracles and Magic Among the Azande by Evans-Pritchard
Dee Brown's Folktales of the Native American
The History of Magic and the Occult
Hollister's Medieval Europe: A Short History, 6th Ed
Tierney's The Middle Ages, Vol I, Sources of Medieval History
Biography of William Marshall
The End of the Roman Empire by Kagan
The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
The Art of War by Niccolo Machiavelli
The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
Grimm's Grimmest
The Architecture of Castles
Books, Upper Shelf:
Immunology
Psychology - Intro text
Fundamental Statistics for Behavioural Sciences
Kirk's Experimental Design
From Neuron to Brain: A Cellular and Molecular Approach to the Fxn of the Nervous System
The Essentials of Neural Development
Left Brain, Right Brain
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
Still Life - Clinical Portraits in Psychology
Psychoogicval Evaluations for the Courts
Clinical Psychology
Case Studies in Abnormal Psychology
The Data Game: Controversies in Social Science Statistics
The Biochemical Basis of Neuropharmacology
Mechanisms of Drug Action on the Nervous System
Informal Logic
INtroduction to Symbolic Logic
Perspectives of Personality
Abnormal PSychology
Physiological Psychology
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Ed (DSM-IV)
A Dictionary and a Thesaurus

A typical tower computer system with 480 watt speakers

electric pencil sharpener, tape dispenser, stapler, paperclip box

coffee cup filled with colored pencils
coffee cup filled with pens and pencils

cordless phone

6 stuffed frogs (2 beanie babies)
2 stuffed bats

globe candle

brass frog candle stick from italy
carved stone ashtray of a frog on a lily pad from africa
small painted pewter frog from austria

2 eggs of silly putty

2 keychains (car, work)
wallet
travel mug

4 painted pewter drow elf miniatures
1 pewter priest

large magnifying glass

poseable gumby
scooby doo figurine
wind up brontosaurus from land before time
wind up binoculars from toy story
fisher price construction man
boba fett statuette
class ring
grim reaper candle holder
12 CD's for computer games
desk lamp
2 PEZ dispensers - frog and santa
rubber frog stamp
porcelin frog in repose
wooden frog carving

plastic skull with a dagger from thailand imbedded in the eye socket
boba fett battle helmet - liscensed replica
jedi knight luke skywalker action figure
yoda
han solo
boba fett
TIE fighter pilot
miniature TIE fighter, TIE bomber, Xwing, Ywing, speeder bike, imperial 
shuttle

soundwave (the tape recorder decepticon)
sludge (the brontosaurus dinobot)
silver knight batman
fencing batman
giant scarecrow (also batman)

bouncing around tigger
2 black porcelin candlesticks
norman war helmet
stack of various music CDs

36 oz coffee mug filled with sunflower seeds
1 pack of mintaburst

This is just what i have ON my desk...there are gobs more inside the draws 
and within the cabinets :)

- Michael

computer,stapler,phone, paper,and printer

my daughter's trophy
potporri jar
candle
vase of silk roses
coors light bottle(empty) with a jack daniels lid
glass dish "catch all"
gargole
picture of zebras "back sides"
a christmas cactus that was my grandmother's (she passed away in 1970)
pile of check stubs
clock
the Herb Book by John Lust
maps
road atlas
car "help" book
motorcycle "help" book
sissors
basket with bills
hand held black jack game
pack of gum
a little pipe cleaner creature made by my daughter
silly rocking horse thingamajig
phone

Good Morning.  I have a cat that holds my mouse.  One glass of orange 
juice. A telephone. A coffee cup full of pens and pencils.  A couple 
of books. A telephone. A small clock.  A set of files and my computer,
of course.  Have a great day! 

this is whats on my desk at home
cigarettes-Camels-If you're going to kill yourself at least use a good brand
floppy and Zip disks
a bible
can of Altoids
Post-It pads
CDs
back issues of Wired, Parabola, and Blueprint magazines
technical writings
14 novels
12 books on programming and/or hardware
of course my machine and peripherals
a desk calendar
an old bankers lamp with green shade
paper clips, scotch tape, pens, scissors
alarm clock
business cards of people i'll never call back
empty glasses and cans 
cologne
pictures of high school buddies
to-do lists
a pic of a Mandlebrot fractal
a few Dali pics
a pic of al khorezimi (i know thats not spelled right)
a stack of bills i can't pay
a thin layer of dust and ashes

A picture of my boyfriend and a shredded pic of Bill Gates

Hi Wendy, I have a beanie babie collection of bears on my desk. I also
have a bear lamp, it belonged to my 13 year old son when he was a baby.
I made it myself and can't stand to part with it. I have a tissue box
covered with a flower design that I made myself. I have a picture of
Bernie Williams that he signed himself. I love the yankees!! I have a
signed baseball with all the yankees names on it. A basket filled with
magazines just in case none of my on-line friends are on-line. A folder
filled with jokes I've collected. Medicine that I have to remember to
give to my boys at certain times, they both have a cold. a stapler. My
water bottle, I drink alot of water. A coffee mug that I filled with
pen, pencils, and sissors. My newest Nora Roberts book "Rising Tides". I
have another basket filled with nail supplies, polish, polish
remover....An adding machine. An envelope with bills in it that need to
be paid. I guess that's about it. Bye, Debbie

at least twenty beanbag animals(absolutely no beanie babies except three special gifts)
a route 66 sign
my collection of Pokemon Pikachu figurines
a good-luck cat(maneki neko)
a Lady and the Tramp bank
five toy rabbits
a wooden cat
a sand pail full of writing utensils
a model of the race horse Phar Lap
my name carved in wood, "LIZ"
a screaming Fisher-Price pterodactyl stuffed toy
a stuffed toy cheshire cat from Disneyland
eight Chevron cars
a model of a '57 Chevy
nine micro-machine cars
two Hotwheels
a purple squeaky cat
a green radio
a blue radio
a c-watch (a kid's watch that yells at you)
Mr Bill doll (hanging in a noose)
the rearview mirror off a semi truck
an Animaniacs mug
toy stuffed snake wrapped around lamp
a huge stuffed toy leopard(on a shelf)
large green-spotted stuffed giraffe
"Traveling Wilbury on Board" sign
picture of Fred Sanford saying "Elizabeth, I'm coming!"
  
that's about all it holds.

A little rubber cat,
a picture of my mom who passed away August 1998,
a can of WD-40,
a color ink cartridge,
ruler,
A PMS book,
markers,
daytimer,
Kleenex in pretty box with roses on it.

*  An ugly black three tier paper stacker full of analysis' that I
   will never use. 
*  A basket full of sunflowers and a stuffed cow. 
*  A certificate from the Dale Carnegie course I took. 
*  The book award I received from the Dale Carnegie course I took. 
*  A cow card form a good friend. 
*  An empty candy dish. 
*  A single black in basket that has never been empty. 
*  A basket of sunflowers. 
*  A multi colored cow candle. 
*  Four photographs of my son and daughter. 
*  One photograph of my husband, daughter, son and myself. 
*  Another card from a friend. 
*  A lucent phone. 
*  A stack of miscellaneous papers that I have to get to eventually. 
*  A photograph of my favorite German castle from my trip to Germany
   in 1988. 
*  A business card from my father. 
*  A business card from the teriyaki restaurant up the road. 
*  A Compaq computer that frequently requires rebooting. 
*  A Peruvian llama. 
*  Sunglasses with the company name on the left and right arm, from 
   employee appreciation day four years ago. 
*  A little purple koosh animal that balances on its front legs. 
*  An ugly three section pencil holder with pencils and pens of various 
   origin as well as a big eyeball on a straw from a Taco Bell promotion 
   three years ago. 
*  An ergonomic mouse pad with special surface. 
*  A brass clock with my initials engraved on top of it. The back is ajar 
   and the battery is lying next to it. 
*  My Franklin planner. 
*  A photograph of my brother and parents on a river boat cruise in Missouri. 
*  A wooden box with a gold pattern on top and treasures inside. (such as 
   fancy toothpicks from a Russian restaurant my husband and I went to on our 
   sixth anniversary, a charm bracelet that I found in the ladies room and was 
   never claimed by anyone and a bunch of other things of little monetary value 
   but extremely high question maker quality.)

On The Desk Of A Guy Who Designs Paint Schemes For Show-Cars:

An adding machine
A large cup holding pens & pencils
An ashtray and an opened pack of Marlboro cigarettes
An electric, naked lady lighter (bronze and over a foot tall)
Three naked pictures of myself (damned wife is at it again)
My wallet (full of good credit cards but not much cash)
A set of car keys (one key is to a Corvette)
Another naked picture of myself... where are all these coming from?
A note from my wife telling me to scan these pics so I can send them
  to Sharon (her girlfriend) Now I know what she's up to...
A really cool phone that searches for the best long distance rates
  when dialing
A plastic business card holder full of business cards
A sandstone coaster for my iced tea
A photo of Monica Lewenski with her love handles removed... she looks 
  very strange without ears
A photo of Bill Clinton telling the truth... damn this sucker is RARE!

Here's what is on my desk, and the cube walls surrounding my desk:

A laptop computer and docking station
Monitor
Speakers
a mouse
Telephone
a picture of my boyfriend
a picture of my niece
a rubber alien with a push pin stuck in its arm
Buzz Light Year and a rocket from the Toy Story
Two action heroes that co-workers left me when they left the company.  
(My boss gave everyone in my group an action heroe figure at a mini 
pep-rally last year.)
Germ-X
Nutraderm skin lotion
A stress ball
A plant
A Blimpie Subs and Salads blow up blimp.  (Another co-worker gave this 
to me as he 
was leaving the company.  Someone else passed it on to him when he left)
A dictionary covered with papers.
Various business cards
Elvira Collector Cards with gum. 
A little red match box car.
A mouse that looks like a corvette.
An empty vase for flowers.  (I'm always waiting for someone to give me 
flowers)
Two unused tissues that I took from someone else's desk.  
A fortune from a fortune cookie that read:  You can expect a change for 
the better in job 
status in the near future.  (I'm working on it).
A book called Realms of Arkania:  The Lionness that my boss gave me.  
An empty glass milk bottle that makes great sounds when you blow in it.
A calendar from 1998.
A styrofoam box that has a headset in it for taking phone calls.  The 
box is covered with 
papers.
A box of Jasmine Greet tea.
A milk thistle tincture.
Acidophilus
A mug from my university
A bag with vegan chocolate chip cookies that I have been meaning to send 
to a friend of  mine that is a vegan but by the time she gets them, 
they'll be hard as a rock.  
A bunch of fed-ex slips.
a foam football that looks like a brain.
An in-out box that has so much stuff on it that I'll never use it.
A notebook that was completely filled up about a year ago.  
Another notebook that I'm working on filling up.
a tape dispenser
an extra tape dispenser in a box
a stapler
a box of staples
two paper clip holders
some papers that contain a series of yoga poses on them.
my own business cards
A frontpage 97 Web designers guide that I've never looked at.
A lamp
A photoshop book, covred with envelopes, papers, tea, cookies, and the 
notebook that 
hasn't been used for a year.
My purse.
Cooked polenta that I made for breakfast this morning.
an empty contain with the breakfast that I've eaten so far.
Kamut bread.
a rolladex that a friend gave me when she left the company
a box of push pins
a coat hanger that is supposed to fit over my cube wall so that I can 
hang my coat but it doesn't fit so I've kept in on my desk.
a stack of papers relating to my job
a pack of yellow stickies that I haven't opened.
an envelope from a christmas card.  i don't know where the card is by t 
I have the envelope.
soysauce
a plastic fork
a mug filled with scissors, pens, pencils and a plastic knife.


Ok, now that I've made that list, maybe I won't go into what's on my 
wall.  I think that's  enough.   Thanks for letting me get that off my 
chest! :)

Several stacks of paper
Two "In" baskets
Four pens and two pencils in various places
A floppy disk
A large coffee cup
Three empty soda cans
A keyboard, monitor, wristpad, mouse, speakers and a microphone
A phone
A digital alarm clock
A picture of my wife, and two of my son
A tupperware container that hald my lunch about two weeks ago
A programming reference book
An empty Gatorade bottle
A box of tissues
A pad of Post-it notes
Two used plastic forks
A binder with scratch paper

i have a computer on my desk and some books and disks and cd's also
a printer and a scanner a key board and some pencils a mouse and pad
a clock some folders and tape and two speakers
bye

It is kind of blah.  I was never one with the ability to decorate.  Maybe
because I am more of a super jock.  
I have a picture of my husband (cutie that he is) and my dog.  Two coffee cups
and about 12 stacks of various papers that I have to go through every Friday
so I don't feel lost.  Oh yeah, there is the archaic computer that my work
supplied.  Last but not least are Environmental Standards of all kinds.
That's it really boring.  
I'm a tomboy and a Gemini so I am at odds to where to file everything so I
just stow it on the desk.

Table of contents - Note: my desk is a table, lol

2 salt shakers 
3 altoilds boxs (1 wintergreen, 2 peppermint,  2 actually contain altoids )
1 carmex
1 spherical candle on a glass plate with gold inlay
11 beanie babbies ( all bears )
a University of Texas cup holding assorted pens and pencils, a ruler,
magnifying glass ,and a  12 mm wrench 
1 XL mouse pad (12" x 24")
1 mouse
1 cyberman controller
1 gravis blackhawk joystick
a cd cleaner
1 telephone
a mini santa mug
1 - 4 piece screwdriver set
1 casio watch
4 speakers
monitor
pentium 200 mmx computer
keyboard
wrist pad
1 - !/2 empty bottle of beer ( Henry Weinhard's HefeWeizen )
3 bottle caps
1 container M&M Mini's
3 floppy disks
1 pad of paper
1 scripto lighter
1 package chocolate hollow easter eggs with food coloring painting kit
1 pocket Knife
1 caller ID box
a picture of my mother and  my sister
3 buttons for local events
1 bottle of Glucosamine complex ( look it up lol )
2 postcards
1 large cat with a dead field mouse ( he just loves to bring me presents )
a large brass paper weight in the shape of the letter S

Here's what is on my desk:

--Mr. Potato Head keychain (complete with accessories)
--Felix the Cat squeeze toy
--Jack-in-the-box keychain
--Mackinac Island snowglobe (with pirates)
--New York City snowglobe (shaped like Statue of Liberty)
--Picture of my friend's dachschund, Shamy
--Happy Meal toys, including plastic Chicken McNuggets with Halloween
  costumes and a "My Little Pony" figure
--A wind-up running nose
--a rubber Venus de Milo that squeaks
--a cat puppet
--calendar
--pictures of my family (lots of my 2 year old niece)
--a miniature version of that big orange hairy monster from those Bugs
  Bunny cartoons, complete with white sneakers
--A Sea Monkey aquarium (complete with living, breathing, frolicking Sea
  Monkeys)
--and finally.... loads 'o mathematical journals!

I try very hard to keep my desk as neat as possible. I'm not a clean
freak, just want to be able to find things when I need them.
1. lamp
2. clock
3. THE COMPUTER
4.  surge protector
5.  speakers
6.  printer
7.  paper
8.  pencils
9. ear rings
10. yesterday's nylons
11. table cover with coffee rings, no coaster
12. stickies with other people's address
13.  and a little dust.
14.  hidden halloween candy in the botton drawer!!

computer,keyboard, mousepad from secretary that says "plese excuse my
typpinnng"
six serious inches of legal correspondence of serious problems of others
crystal candydish (gift from secretaries)with stale candy
crystal clock(gift from secretaries)
small yellow stickynotes everywhere of things'to do's
Appellate Court Rules
empty pen cup
pens and highlighters, dried up, no lids
 three partially used legal pads
 files, files, files, files, files!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paperclips, paperclips, paperclips
phone
cupwarmer(gift  from secretary, never used)
Bath & Bodyworks Vanilla walnut anti-bacterial hand gel(for handshakes)
rubberband
business card holder with cards
calculator
Banker's lamp
son's soccer picture
appointment book, address book

A Compaq 17" monitor hooked up to the box under my desk (p200MMX)
Standard magic tape dispenser (with half-used roll)
Three BIC pens strewn about (black ink, two capped)
Sunglasses (rayban impulse buy)
List of HR numbers to call for my exit interview (keep movin'... on)
10 minute guide to Novell GroupWise 5 (Consumer tested!)
Gateway 2000 mousepad (unused)
Gateway 2000 burn-in sheet which has not been properly filed yet
a napkin from my breakfast of coffee and cruller
1 still-shrink-wrapped win95 install CD with manual
List of unit serial numbers and their corresponding MAC addresses
a Cricket Graph III for Mac box
a phone (RolmPhone, baby)
another 17" monitor, this one by IBM.  not currently used for anything
a powermac 7100/66 with monitor, keyboard and mouse.   
3 recordable CDs with various MAC & PC software packages on them
two 8MB simms
two twisty-ties, one white, one black (ebony and ivory...  yadah yadah)
several unread internal communication notes (just email, dammit!!)
an ER diagram for the internal inventory database that I've been working on
some technical specs for an LCD display that I'm thinking about hacking
the mouse and keyboard for the box under my desk
another mouse and keyboard, not currently hooked up to anything

This is what is on my desk at this moment:

1.   The computer monitor
2.   The speakers on either side of the monitor
3.   A cobalt blue glass cube to hold pens and pencils, 
4.   A mouse pad with mouse 
5.   An aqua glass cube with odds and end of yellow stickies with email
     addresses I scribbled.  My daughter was supposed to take this cube
     but forgot.  
6.   There is also a clip-on fan blowing air on me this hot and muggy and
     stormy September night.
7.   A vintage celadon green art deco ashtray with no cigarette burning on it
     this moment
8.   A couple of wads of tissue paper my daughter left on my desk - she has 
     allergies and was having a sneezing attack.
9.   A solitary earring  - I lost its mate, found it after three years and
     lost it again!
10. A piece of paper on which I had scribbled the results of a tarot I read
    for myself and needed a second opinion on...

This is what is on my desk at this moment...It could change....
Your site is a scream!

Your desktop page reminds me of something that I'd see in an issue of
Mad Magazine, or something.  Well, Here goes.

Once upon a time my other told me to keep my room clean, and I suppose I
never listened to her.  I wish I could tell you what was on my desk but
I can't.  It's covered in so much crap that the things I had intended to
keep on my desk are completely obscured.  A few visible items are: a
pack of cigarettes, a lighter, my car keys, an empty bowl of something I
must have eaten last year because I sure as hell can't tell what it is,
my computer and monitor, a screw driver, a lighter I picked up at the
Alladin hotel last year, a half-burnt candle, several items of clothing,
and a wristwatch that I havn't worn in over a year.

Not to mention a prevailing layer of dust and grime.  What a slob!

Okay, so here it is....I"m not actually at my usual desk because the
phone extention running from my computer into my son's room crapped out
on me so in order to be able to surf the net I had to drag my 'puter
downstairs to my COFFEE TABLE! So here's what's on my "temporary desk"
at the moment! ....
*my monitor
*my printer
*a case of cd games
*loose cd games fallnig out of the case
*cd games out of their cases
*my watch
*a couple of empty Pepsi cans
*a half empty Pepsi can
*a bottle of Motrin
*a pen
*some loose papers
*some stuffing from something I have yet to figure where it came
from.....(I should ask my dog or my 4 yr old son...I'm sure THEY would
know..)
*half empty pack of DuMaurier Ultra Light cigarettes
*green lighter
*a couple of floppys
*small scraps of ripped off paper with reminder notes to myself written
on them
*a piece from one of my son's puzzles
*dust
*an over flowing ashtray
*cigarette ashes
*a AA battery

Usually I have my mouse, mouse pad and keyboard on there too but there
doesn't seem to be much room at the moment so I'm being lazy and have
the mouse beside me on the couch and the keyboard in my lap!!!  So there
you have.....wow, I feel so violated now knowing that everyone can see
how much of a slob I am when I surf the 'net!!! ;o)

Here's what lives on my desk:
Dust
Cat hair
Computer (keyboard, printer, mouse, mousepad)
14" monitor with; Goldie, Peanut, Snort, Happy, Pinchers, and some other
Beanie Baby who's name I don't know--living on it.
One (1) Skull bookend
+/- 35 books read/unread including: HR Giger's Necronomicon, Bible, Merriam
Webster Collegiate dictionary (10'th edition), ephimerous, Thus Sprach
Zarathustra (translated), several assorted reference books, text books,
astrology books, and a cookbook.
Gold and silver Nordstrom shoe box filled with diskettes
Needle nose pliers
2 empty bottles of Heinekin
Box of Thomas Kinkade blank greeting cards.
Half a bottle of Wild Turkey--Old #8
Stick of Sure® deodorant
Bisqued ceramic penis which I made in college (A-)
Carved wooden hand from Vietnam with middle finger sticking up 
Stapler from US Steel
Waterford (old fashioned) glass containing:  4 Varsity pens, 9.00 mm crochet
hook, fingernail clippers, X-Acto knife, and Hi-lighter.
Plastic bill caddy (empty)
NSDAR genealogy's worksheet (blank)
Unemployment check stubs
Ashtray from Stardust Hotel, Las Vegas
AA Big Book (soft cover)
CDs:  Slayer/Reign in Blood, America/History, &  Soundtrack from The Hunger
Roll of Scotch tape
4 steno books (Gregg ruled/green tint)
13 rubberbands
One (1) cork coaster
Bottle of Cabotine de GRES (eau de toilette)
Scientific calculator
Souvenir shotglass from Seven Springs Resort
Red hair clip w/ scrunchy thing wrapped around it
One (1) $5 bill (US)
Two (2) $1 bills (US)
Two (2) Susan B.'s
TV remote control

Upon my desk-
computer monitor, 4 stuffed animals atop the monitor
Oversized Tower case ( why get a mini-tower when you can have a full tower )
keyboard, mouse, escher mouse pad
cel phone, phone, phone book for a different county then i live in
dhtml manuals, xml manuals, vrml manuals
couple of photo cds, celtic music cds, industiral music cds
picture of an ex-gf, of a dead friend, of a stuffed eeyore which is the
closest i have to a child
graph paper pad, legal notepad, half full sketchbook
more pencils (mechanical and otherwise) then i could ever use, but can never
find a single one when needed
1 full coke can, 29 empty cans
box of cheez-its

Very interesting idea this is...I like it
On my desk I have:
My computer
Monitor
Mouse
Speakers
Insence and holder
4 candles
Native mask candle holder
Pen
3 cds (Beatles-Revolver. Grateful Dead-American Beauty and Velvet
Underground - Loaded)
A ashe tray
:)

A friend sent me this url, as my name is also Wendy. I am from Dallas, 
Tx.  I have really enjoyed exploring your page, especially reading what 
other people have on their desks. 

My Desk: It is one of those old steel office desks, you know the ones 
that give you a hernia when you try to move them? It is white, with two 
file drawers on one side. I have two chairs at the desk, one is a 
typical office chair, with wheels, and the other is this ugly pink chair 
that I found one day. lol

On my Desk: On the desk at first you will see a 14 inch KLH color 
monitor(on the floor you will find the kewl svga 17 inch monitor that 
you can only see in the dark with the lights off). There is also a mini 
tower containing an AMD 166, more hard drive space than modern man 
should have access to, sound, 2 video cards, 56k modem. There are two 
speakers, that make enough noise to vibrate the affore mentioned desk.  
*Looks around...Oh, also a keyboard , mouse on a Winnie the pooh 
mousepad, microphone, a game paddle for my son to play race cars with, 
headphones so that the sound doesn't bother my neighbors, A spongie 
sticky worn out keyboard wrist rest, that really should be thrown out.  
I have a three tiered cd case holder, in which only about 3/4 of the cds 
are actually in. Most of them are scattered around the desktop. A 
Matchbox 20, Comptons Encyclopedia( I was looking up how a cat purrs 
earlier this evening), Might and Magic VI(accompanied by the $20 hint 
book, the manual, and the map...I'm Not An Addict!!),Heroes of Might and 
Magic II, Monty Python-The Search for the Holy Grail, 4 various race car 
cds(for my son), nail clippers, a GiGa pet, Liquid paper, old zoo 
tickets, my watch accompanied by a rings and things jewelery holder to 
which I seldom put anything in.  A Mc Donalds Teenie Beanie Baby(Bongo), 
a teddy bear dressed in full cowboy drag, lol, some go fish cards(also 
my sons), two potporri pots that are currently empty, a ceramic rabbit, 
a macrame basket with some disks in it, pens, carmex, and clothes 
pins????? Antacid tablets, nail file, hair bands crayons and a twist 
tie???? One old used band-aid( I think this also belongs to my son), and 
a cellular phone in it's cradle. 

After looking about, I have decided that tomorrow I will be cleaning off 
my desk. 

On my desk is of course my computer
my games and software
my teapot
loads of scrap paper
some parts of a telescope
"JAVA", how to program
old harddisk
a miniature toilet, with pencils
a half full bag of liquerice
headphones
a plastic toy axe
This is what I have got on my desk.
You have a lovely homepage.

box of tissue
misc. papers
glass jewelry box filled with old "treasures"
wooden box filled with fortune cookies
blue glass paper weight blown to look like the galaxy
misc. papers
postcards from Roswell, NM
one of those cheap desk calendars you get from the bank
misc. papers
one individually wrapped lifesaver (pineapple I think)
tape, lamp, stapler, phone, computer

Oh, did I mention misc. papers?

I have an advertising business in my home.  My desk consits of my
computer, printer, multiple penguins (stuffed), occasionally a live cat
or two (one 20 lbs., and one 6 lbs.) and that's about it.  Boring, huh?
Oh yeah, lots of cat fur to vaccuum out of my comuter!  But, they both
help me work, and its fun to watch them hypnotize themselves with the
screen savers.  They act like morons, but I love them to pieces.

From a Cornell frosh impersonator:

(i am a freshman, living in dorm housing, so my desk has walls)
on the desk: my computer moniter, 15 inch. 
a red mouse pad, the cheap kind from comp usa
a mouse (microsoft)
a pad of green post it notes
two notes stuck to the desk under my keyboard
a red pen
a thing of lip balm
some candy and the complimentary wrappers
a tape case with no tape
a school id card (with a really bad picture)
a pad of paper for notes
a tupperware bowl with popcorn remnants in it
a hand held mirror
the grade sheet for an astronomy exam (unfortunately a 64%)
two safety pins
a cd cleaner that i use for my glasses
a small sized happy massager from the body shop
a screw (from my computer i think)
an orange cup and a tar heels cup
six pictures in frames and one not in a frame 
a glass mug full of pens scissors a paint brush, ect.
three computer disks
a pilsner mug from the jekyll and hyde club in new york city, filled with
     change and confettii
several coupons to dominoes pizza
on the first shelf: three more pictures
a box of checks
a half full can of fruit punch
a box of disks, and eight more on top of that
five classes worth of books
a nut (non-descript variety)
a dried rose
a plant names delia (african violet)
on the second shelf: a toy sail boat
a small travel clock
more pictures
books that i have read, not for school
an atlas of the usa
another plant, named dante (unknown variety)
on the walls: a fairy calender
four post it notes
a poem i wrote
a dilbert cartoon
another postit
four note sheets of e-mail adresses
a phone jack
three pictures of marilyn monroe
a postcard
a picture of me and a person who's name i can't remember

On a never-ending desk in Nova Scotia (hi Shawn!):

Computer (mini tower, 14' monitor, keyboard, mouse)
Telephone
3 candles in candle holders (strawberry, balsalm pine, cinnamon)
7 candles (4 strawberry, 1 pine, 2 cinnamon)
troll doll
stuffed animal (puppy with plaid hat)
stuffed animal (bear with bowtie)
mini stuffed animal (chick)
1' teddy bear
heart shaped rock
120 watt speakers
27 disks
tigger lollipop
2 music club magazines
1 videa club magazine
notes for Riven
Riven
Diablo
3 Disney cd's
lighter
contact lenses case
cable modem
3M precise mousing surface
air miles card
business card fro web page job from school
smooth round white rock
1 nickel
1 penny
9 boxes of wooden matches
gravis gamepad
Death Rally
Mortal Kombat 3
computer toolkit
1 pay cheque
4 pay stubbs
3 phone bills
1 cable bill
2 cable modem bills
Polo cologne

From a Wendy in Texas:

A friend found your site and told me about it-Rockin' site!!  I just
went through the section about desks, but I don't really have one.   I
do have a filing cabinet that kinda functions as a desk,though.  
It's got a half dead ivy plant
some stuff that needs to be filed
some ethernet cord
a cord for a cell phone that is useless (and somewhere around here)
a bag full of Catwoman comics (I'm a big Catwoman fan)
there's also lots of dust
oh, and the computer is a laptop and doesn't require a lot of space
...just a lap.

From a cool mudder in Canada who is waiting for Spring cleaning before he tackles his desk (Do they have Spring in Canada?):

What's on "my" desk might scare some people.

30 - 40 3.5" deskettes
printer cable (i don't have a printer)
1 package of 1.5X3.5" labels
1 package of graph paper
2 packages of pictures(1 mine, 1 a friends)
4 phone bills (3 paid, 1 due in 12 days)
1 Gatco knife sharpener
1 roll of twine
1 Ren & Stimpy mug holding pens, pencils and highlighters
1 142 ml/5 oz. bottle of lighter fuel (i don't smoke)
2 nail clippers
1 half full glass of Pepsi
1 package of Warheads sour candy
1 half full bottle of French's RedHot hot suace
1 clothes pin
4 Little Caesars cupons
1 hand squeezy muscle builder thingy
1 8-ball tournament flyer
1 game manual
1 computer mic
1 computer mouse
1 computer (mini tower, 14" monitor, keyboard, homemade monitor stand)
1 1/4 full 600 ml Coke bottle (containing isopropyl alcohol)
3 packages of Jolly Rancher bubble gum(cherry flavour)
1 mini Mag light
1 package of orange Tic Tacs
1 package of Sweettarts candy
1 Gavis game pad
Print out of an alias list from Gateway(mud)
Various Kinder Surprise toys from the chocolate eggs
4 remote controls (TV, VCR, Converter, Stereo)
Dentist bill
1 Boot CD
2 Game CD's (Diablo, Crusader)
Windows 95 CD
4 music CD's (Bush, AC/DC, The Presidents of The U.S.A., Counting Crows)
1 telephone
1 Bandaid
1 packet of Taco Bell hot sauce

From someone with a dead fish (congratulations, that's a first, here at Desk Mail Central):

On my desk there is a hacky sack, a computer, several pens and pencils,
random CDs including Bjork and Sublime, a scanner, a joystick, a hippo
keychain, several candles, matches, random guitar picks and last but not
least a dead fish... it just died...  :(

From a chick in Texas who dares to have Halloween candy when I don't:

I actually have 2 desks forced into an overlapping "L" shape, here goes:
one diet coke (1/2 full)
power comuting power tower 200e w/ 21" monitor
red stress ball
SFMOMA pen cup
light bulb paper weight
4 stand up promos from illustrators
Troy Aikman "big head" figure
2 boxes of football trading cards
can of compressed air
30-ish note pads in a pile
5-6 books on web design & such (unread)
2 candles wrapped in foil cupcake holders
Dell 300 w/ 17" monitor (for when I must turn traitor)
Phone, rolodex, another pen cup
small bucket of halloween candy
15+ photo CDs
8 or so CDs for listening pleasure
zip disks
infant toy thingy
empty evian bottle
coffee cup (empty but unwashed)
earrings that I keep forgeting to put away
tin foil crown (I see a tin foil trend- it has many uses)
photo of my niece
lipstick case w/lipstick (sunburst coral)
appointment book
tape
curly ribbon from a long forgotten package

From a guy with a desk at work and at home:

Work or home?  What the heck - here's both.
Work - several stacks of ungraded papers (teacher alert), disciplinary 
referral slips, detention notices (some threateningly labeled w/ names of 
'certain' students), stacks of graded papers, useless junk that always 
seems to show up in my box (mail, etc), a letter documenting the way our 
department spent its allotted $1,000 (don't spend it all in one place, 
now), a picture of my son, a picture of myself and my son still sleeping 
on a cool October morning (sneakily taken by my wife), computer disks, 
rubber bands, a spilled box of paper clips, 2 staplers, a hole-punch, 
tape, other teacher stuff.
Home - a pile of business material about 2 feet tall, a pencil holder 
jammed w/ writing utensils, unpaid bills, notices referring to the unpaid 
bills, occaisonal second (and third) notices [teachers don't get paid 
much], fingernail clippers, and dust.

From a guy who doesn't even have a desk:
well, i'd like to tell you about my desk but i don't have one.
But my brother does - 
HIS desk has a *spanky* big computer
an invitation to a 21st Birthday Party
a cigarette lighter (although he doesnt smoke)
a yellow highlighter AND
a copy of readings for some history and philosophy courses at his Uni
If only i had my own desk.....sigh
regards,
the deskless One

From an award-winning Wendy:
I have:

a computer, a phone, a tickler file, 8 stackable files, 4 cellular phone
referance books, an award, victoria's secret hand lotion, a box of
cheese-it's, a roll of tape, and a pen caddy.

From a Wendy who smokes (tsk tsk!):
Do you really really want to know??  Ok.. 
I have the basics.. computer, monitor scanner, printer blah blah whatever
whatever..
A stuffed opus doll thing
a little superman figurine
about 5 million disks
A lamp with a tray beside it to hold pens and stuff.. also have a glow-force
(burger king toy) in the tray
a pair of nail clippers
an ashtray, always full of cigarette butts
a button, for whatever reason.. how'd that get there?
A name plate that says.. my name
post-it notes that cover my desk, with phone numbers on them.. half of them
don't have names beside them, so I have no clue who it is
a bunch of pictures
about 12 empty cigarette packages (too lazy to throw them out)
A Tragically Hip tape (Up to Here)
there's probably something lurking UNDER the computer.. which I'm not about
to check.. ick
and a chewed up pen cap that I bite on when I'm out of cigarettes

By the way... my name is Wendy.. I really like your site :o)

From a guy who is "usually extremely handsome":
What's on my desk (not my computer table..)

TV/VCR from Radio Shack (crappy sound)
Nintendo (not 64....never use it)
6 day old 1/2 eaten carrot
15 and 20 lb dumbells
Roll of fax paper
Used Laserjet 5 cartridge (Ya never know when you need one!)
2 printers magnifying loupes
Fish catching net
Zillions of original disks from obsolete software (Can't throw THOSE away)
Rubber Cement
5 entries to contests (not filled out)
Answering machine
24 Non-Repro blue pencils
Customers original drawings that I destroyed (will deny recieving them)
Another answering machine (hooked to fax line for some reason)
Ashtray w/picture of a dog that looks like mine (don't smoke)
Coax Cable outlet (not installed..cable running under door)
Zip Disks out that ying yang
Invoices I never sent out (thanks for remining me!)

And a ton more stuff...(actually, my 'desk' is one of those folding tables,
which I have not seen the top of in at least 4 months..since I brought in the
TV)

Thanx...

Never knew a Wendy very well, though I think it is a better name than some.
Seems like 'Lisa's' are usually pretty good looking...don't know about
Wendys.

Xxxx (usually extremely handsome)
[Note from Wendy: Wendys are always good-looking.]


From a person with no space bar:
my personal computer,calculator,stapler,file bin,magazines,papers,

From a guy who enjoys exotic delicacies:
A human head

From a guy who believes in equal rights for bananas and sandwiches:
computer-screen-speakers
cactus
rock & roll smurf
telephone
cds
cdroms
paper
trash
pens & pencils
posters
jacket
2 bananas
2 sandwiches
glass of water
books and dictionaries

From a guy who is embroiled in some sort of "figurine war", the details of which are not entirely known to me:
No Wendys with me now, but I knew a girl in college in Ireland called
Wendy, and I've been to Wendy's in London, Seattle and Vancouver. Anyway,
here's what's on my desk.

01. Pentium 6200, mouse, keyboard, monitor, yadda yadda yadda
02. Help desk phone with many buttons; 'Grp Pickup', 'Not Ready' and
'Agent'. Also a nice orange button with an 'R' on it.
03. Grey plastic desk-tidy, made from a commune of shiny cylinders.
Contents; paper clips, German eraser, 'Jaws of Death' staple-remover,
Tipp-Ex and some markers.
04. 'Myst' mouse mat.
05. Bottle of lens cleaner purchased in Pacific Centre, Vancouver.
06. White 'Rexel' stapler.
07. CD-Box containing Microsoft Tech Net.
08. A plastic cup with a small drop of water in it.
09. A metal stand containing a flip-book of rainbow-coloured page-frames.
10. Some Post-It's
11. Lots of wires.
12. Far Side Calendar.
13. A roll of labels with my company's logo on it.
14. Some old company employee magazines.
15. An American Express envelope containing some (unpaid) bills. (Here
Be Anxieties)
16. My Psion 3A.
17. Ergonomic 'Lets beat that CTS!' wrist rest.
18. A sheet of paper with the e-mail address of Colin who left work last
week to go back to college in Northern Ireland.
19. Plastic crocodile ('Crocky'), whose jaws contain the Sylvanian
Family 'Father Bear' figure, stolen from my colleague Laura's desk, in
revenge for her kidnapping Crocky and returning him in a Windows 95 box
marked 'Coffin'!

That's it!
[Note from Wendy: I asked if Laura ever did a successful rescue mission to retrieve Father Bear. I got this response: "No mission was attempted; instead fate intervened. Someone knocked against my desk, which shook my PC and monitor (where Crocky lives), thus causing same to tumble to the ground, dislodging Father Bear. Someone then returned same Sylvanian family member to his place on Laura's PC. I was away when this happened, so was powerless to do anything about it. I feel that the war between Crocky and the Sylvanian families is only beginning!"]
From a guy with big letters:
ACTUALLY IT IS A MESS.  IBM 350-P133 WITH A 17IN MONITOR.  MY GOOD LUCK
TROLL,  A STUFFED TAZMANIAN DEVIL, PICTURES OF MY MOM AND SISTER,
ASSORTED EAGLE SCULPTURES (I COLLECT THEM) VARIOUS PROGRAM REFERENCES
AND A LOT OF PAPER.  I REALLY AM ENJOYING YOUR SITE.

From a woman who leaves no desk uncovered:
Here goes.  I have about 5 frames with pictues of my friends in them and I
have a pile of stuf that is things I need to take care of someday soon.  You
know, letters I need to write, pictures to put away, etc.  I also have an
area for pens and pencils.  Some of them are in the cup, but a lot of them
are just by the cup.  then, I have a cabnit with so much stuff in it, that I
couldn't even tell you all that is in there.  I know I have a few pictures
and some insence, but that's about all that I know is there.  I do know that
there is more stuff.  You see, I can only open the door on the right because
all the stuff is on the left.  Well, that is my desk.  I hope you enjoyed it!

From my cousin:
Hi Wendy-

This is your cousin, Kelly, and on my desk there is probably a note from
you to tell me that you have a web page, but I've never read it.  Found
you by accident today while avoiding that history paper I was telling
you about.

There is also:

a typewriter, a Xerox of some sort.
a little brass banker's lamp abandoned by a roommate in Kansas City who 
owed me money and thought her junk would appease me. (It did.  The yard
sale netted $250.00.  Thank you, Xxxxxxx Xxxxxx.)
my mortar board from my college graduation eight years ago.
a box of letters from my cousin, Wendy, as a teenager (How much you 
wanna pay?).
a stack of Native Artist and Native Peoples magazines.
much genealogy fallout (at least one and a half feet tall).
pictures of high school friends I'm gathering for our 15-year reunion 
(We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999).
a hammer to hang the art that's been leaning against the desk since 
March.

There's probably more, but I don't want to look.

-Kelly

From a guy in a band called Moonjell:
What is on my desk?
Not a whole bunch of stuff. (uhm, I think)

1.  A 27" Mitsubishi color television monitor

2.  A Panasonic AG-1980 Desktop Editor Video Cassette Recorder (to go
along with the monitor)

3.  A Power PC Mac 8500/120, with 21" monitor and keyboard, (to go along
with the monitor that goes along with the cassette recorder.)

4.  A Wacom drawing pad.

5.  Bunch o' CD's.  Music ranging from Miles Davis to U2 to Korn to
Tool. music I listen to depends on my mood for the day.

6.  Travel coffee mug from Starbucks (empty right now)

7.  A presentation that I SHOULD be working on!!!!  

8.  And a promotional photo of my band Moonjell.

I really enjoyed your web page.  There were people in my office talking
about how some resturaunts have web pages, such as McDonald's and Burger
King.  So I just typed in Wendy.com and go figure, you popped up.  I
really enjoyed your photos!!!  Great work.

From a guy with a dog named Wendy:
An Award CPU
Gold Star Monitor
Speakers
Okijet Color ink-jet printer
A glass of drink
A telephone
A red mouse pad /w/ mouse
A paper clip holder
A note pad
A pencil holder
A lamp
A pile of papers
Thumb tacks
Stapler
Eraser
A coaster
A pile of disk and CD-Roms
Scissors
A rubber band
Radio
And my key board
Thats it, have a great day!

From a woman who is armed and could be dangerous:
A Dell monitor, speakers for the PC, framed picture of me and my beau,
slinky, suction cup gun, chattering teeth, rubber duckie, yo yo, nerd
candy, bowl of carnations, potpourii in bowl from guatamala, keith haring
calendar, cd's, delta sigma theta mug, picture of bert's polic line-up shot
(bert from sesame street), black & white art postcards, picture of funkster
george clinton and chelsae clinton, calandar, tape, pad, stapler, pens,
post-its, hand made paper pad...

whew!!!!!

From a woman who must have a big desk (I hope):
Here's what's on my desk:
tv
vcr
1 green bucket, full of 3.5 disks
17 dried roses
1 wizard sculpture
1 high school diploma
1 college transcript
1 jello mold
1 computer, moniter, keyboard, mouse, pair of speakers, mousepad
1 CD-Warcraft II
7 taper candles
1 votive candle
1 can jolt cola
1 empty cup
1 deodorant
1 coffee pot
3 star wars figures
7 turtle figurines
finger paints
27 Spawn comics
2 pens
4 empty file folders
1 metallica tape
and
1 picture of my fiancee

From a woman in Princeton, NJ who likes toys:
a stuffed smiley face that my friends 1 year old gave me, a stuffed 
duck that a friend gave me when my grandmother passed away

a slinky, squishy golf ball, sunglasses and a yo-yo that someone got 
me at a trade show

a bag of microwave popcorn that someone gave me b/c they eat mine all 
of the time

a Dunkin' Donuts New York Rangers mug (GO RANGERS!)

little speakers that I have plugged into my computer so that I can 
listen to cd's on my cd-rom

a bank that makes your money disappear
a dancing wooden zebra puppet and a dancing wooden reindeer puppet

an empty diet coke can, a half a cup of coffee from this morning, and 
an almost empty water bottle

plastic lips that came from a candy called Tongue Suckers that had a 
candy tongue sticking out of it

From a guy with, not one, but TWO computers (the better to see Wendy's World with):
On my desk is
Two IBM compatable computers
Two Monitors
One Dot 24pin printer w/color adapter
One DeskJet color printer
One analog telephone
Two Powered speakers
One Flat calendar
One RollOver calendar
One Metal holder to hold paper upright
Two Mice (Mouses)
Two Mouse pads
One empty can of Mt. Dew
One bottle of Sinex nose spray
One bottle of CalStat waterless handrinse
Two FileHolders for diskettes

From a woman with good taste:
First of all, I love this page.  I just wasted half of my afternoon
reading it.

Here's what's on my desk:

Calculator
Phone with 16 lines
Stapler 
CD of show tunes that Compaq sent me in the mail
Paperclip holder
Can of coke (half empty)
Desk trays with all the stuff I don't want to do in it
Farside calendar
1 each of stuffed pig, bear, lobster
a little green soldier aiming his gun at the pig
the dragon from "Pete's Dragon" (Happy meal toy)
Webbert (Sun Microsystems) mousepad and sticky pad
10 Empty envelopes
purple pen
pay stub from today's paycheck
2 piggy banks
3 pictures of my daughter
puzzle ball 
a stack of my business cards 
pencil holder my daughter made me for valentines day

From an assistant manager at a Wendy's restaurant:
i am an assitant manager at a wendys and heres whats on my desk
-packard bell monitor
-fujitsu laptop computer
-about four million cds (games and music)
-books on how to pass the stupid games
-three pop cans empty
-one half eaten frosty
-two empty wendys cups
-four lighters
-and inhaler (for my boyfriend)
-one pack of cigarettes
-headphones
-candle
-incense holder and burt out stick
-kenitic energy thinggie that the battery is dead in
-a police scanner
-wizzard of oz video
-cord for the modem to my laptop
-recovery cds for both computers
-my daily organinizer (never used cept for phone numbers)
-lil yoda figurine that i got when i bought the triliogy
-dolphin figurine i bought for josh
-pictures of some band i dont like and cant stand to listen to (josh again)
-cords to link his and my computers together

these are the wonderful things that clutter up my desk   love working at
wendys!

From a guy with "in box" fear:
A Compaq laptop, an old 386 computer still running a DOS based BBS,
several 3 ring binders containing my brain, a port replicator for the
Compaq, a phone switch to route incoming faxes/BBS traffic/outgoing
data, a mechanical A/B switch for each computer to print, a soft printer
switch, an HP lazer printer, a dot matrix label printer, a stack of
trays that I'm afraid to look in, a 10 line speakerphone, piles of
folders and papers, and most important, pictures of my wife, kids, and
dog.

From a Wendy who likes to collect stuff:
Desk inventory:

 4 -  "Occupied Japan" figurines I'm gonna sell on eBay for a friend
 6 - English Bone Chine plates I'm gonna sell on eBay for me
 1 - Christmas ornament (Precious Moments)
 1 - Limited Ed. Mark Martin (NASCAR) diecast car dated 1994
 1 - NASCAR Checkbook holder w/ matching checks
 1 - Dale Earnhardt transporter bank (#3 Goodwrench Racing)
13 - "Pepsi stuff" Diet Mt. Dew caps totally 18 points
 1 - Diet Mt. Dew
 1 - Bottle of Prozac
 4 - Sheets of gift wrapping paper
 1 - Stanley tape measure
 1 - huge stack of e-mail from eBay
 1 - pair of scissors
 1 - pretty lapel pin
 1 - ashtray
 2 - dead cigarettes
 1 - live cigarette
 1 - package of assorted sized needles (contains 50)
 2 - bottles of glue (Elmers & Super)
 1 - week old classifed advertising section of the Oakland Press
 1 - piece of string with an ink pen on one end and a thumb tack on the
     other - Can you guess what this is for?  You're Right - it' for drawing
     nice circles
 2 - X-acto knives

Everything else is regular desk stuff.

Hey, this was pretty neat.  It's quite therapeutic to actually look around
and notice all the s__  cluttering one's life.  Now maybe I can get rid of
the 1 bottle of Prozac!!

From a Wendy in Wyoming:
-stuffed cloth frogs
-tv
-vcr
-bears
-caulculator
-phone
-whole bunch more

From someone with a lead caps key finger:
ON MY DESK I HAVE HELLA PICTURES OF HELLA FINE GUYS. I HAVE A CUP GIVEN
TO ME LAST MARCH 1996 BY A FRIEND NAMED UZH. A CUTE LI'L STUFF ANIMAL
GIVEN TO ME BY MY BEST FRIEND, TEEN. I HAVE A PICTURE OF MY 6 YEAR OLD
BROTHER WEARING HIS PJ'S AND A PICTURE OF MY SISTER MAKING A  FUNNY
FACE. I HAVE A PICTURE OF MY CREW AND A PICTURE OF MY EX BOYFRIEND ALEX.
I HAVE MAGAZINES AND STATIONARIES. AND I ALSO HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PENCIL
SHARPENER. THOSE ARE THINGS THAT LIES ON MY DESK.

From a guy who doesn't have a dictionary on his desk:

On my desk there a Mac 9600, 21 inch moniter and every periferal you can
imagine.

From a Wendy in Japan:

Hello from another Wendy!

On my desk I have my Mac setup, printer, modem, MO drive... a clutter of papers 
ranging from internet notes to a friend's fiction. There's a glass bird, rescued 
from the windowsill and the curious paws of the resident cat. There's a business 
card from an old coworker in Japan because I need to write him. There's a stuffed 
silk "maneki neko" (beckoning cat) from Kobe--a friend bought it for me right 
before the big Hanshin Quake destroyed the city. Then there's--OOF! My cat, 
thirteen pounds of overaffectionate Russian Blue. Hey! Geddoff!! I can't type with 
you here. Mmph!

Enjoying your page!

From another Wendy:

Wendy- 
  Hey!  I am from Ohio and my name is Wendy too!  Your page is pretty 
cool!  I thought I would share my desk with you and all the other people 
visiting your site(there should be more www.wendy.com's around, it is a 
good name!)  Okay here is what is on my desk-
1. Pictures: One of is one of my friends who marches at OSU, others are 
of prom and stuff like that.
2. Paper & Pencil: So I can write down e-mail addresses I am very 
forgetful!)
3. Computer: It is pretty cool!  I seem to like it a bit.
4. TONS of CDs:  I love music (especially the Mighty Mighty BossToneS!!)
5. Junk: Pop cans that I always get yelled at because it liters up the 
area too much.
I don't feel like typing anymore because I had my wisdom teeth pulled a 
couple of days ago and they hurt so I am going to go get some medicine, 
so goodbye for now!  :o)

                                                                -Wendy                                                                   
(what a name!)

From a fellow in Australia:

Well, on my desk there is a computer, a telephone, deodorant, cd's,
photos, disks, a printer, a modem, a stereo, a tv, a vcr, tapes,
batteries, money and paper. Thanks for asking!

From a Wendy:

-kleenex
-computer, phone, mouse pad, mouse (of course)
-old letters, bills
-unbalanced check book
-half-full coke can
-an occassional cat (I have 2, they have to take turns checking up on me)
-pens and pencils
-scraps of paper with phone numbers or notes to myself on them

From a Wendy in Austin, Texas:

Here is what is on my desk: (subject to change without notice)

- a package of orville redenbacher's popcorn that i can't decide whether
to pop now or later
- box of cinnamon graham crackers
- my daily planer
- an ever-blooming purple african violet
- a smaller african violet that is not blooming
- jolly rancher candies and wrappers
- a wooden ruler
- radio, listening to NPR
- a crusty huge lamp
- a snow dome of fish from Korea
- bowl of lemon drops
- x-acto knife, pens and paper clips and stapler and tape'
- the obvious, and obligatory computer and phone
- a photo of me and my dad that he sent me to put on my desk
- a lizard/pottery container i made when i was 15 at art camp that holds
pens and markers and some lotion
- my mug that is full of red zinger tea from this morning that i never
drank. *blech*

you get the idea. that was fun.

From the boyfriend of a Wendy (not my boyfriend):

(Main level only)
1 bottle "No GO!" to stop dogs from...going
1 bottle "Bug Stop" to kill nasties
2 empty glasses, formerly filled with fruit juice
Sunglasses, glass case, screwdriver. 80's music CD, my old business card
Printer paper shoved next to HP 682C printer
walkman headphones, assorted business cards of people I MUST call
Surge protector, full
notepad with animation & web notes & phone numbers of people I MUST call
yesterday's mail
network card instruction booklet
joystick (Battle Gear brand)
assorted instruction books (win nt 4, mode, sound blaster, etc.)
toy that you put against your face and it leaves impression with all the
pins
wallet, keys, 2 wristwatches, rubber bands
contents of previous wallet in 2 piles
pen can (recycled coconut milk can)
Air duster
many Zip disks
day planner
Jehovas Witness newspaper, from when they came by last week
Elmer's glue stick
unused matchbook
CD/radio remote
more printer paper
measuring tape
bank teller receipts
Job offer letters
Reading light
computer monitor (Gateway 2000 21")
keyboard
mousepad, mouse
my 2 hands

Next time, I'll move into the shelves connected with my 5'4" x 2'6" desk

The Wendys keep going... and going...

Hello from another Wendy!

On my desk I have my Mac setup, printer, modem, MO drive... a clutter of papers 
ranging from internet notes to a friend's fiction. There's a glass bird, rescued 
from the windowsill and the curious paws of the resident cat. There's a business 
card from an old coworker in Japan because I need to write him. There's a stuffed 
silk "maneki neko" (beckoning cat) from Kobe--a friend bought it for me right 
before the big Hanshin Quake destroyed the city. Then there's--OOF! My cat, 
thirteen pounds of overaffectionate Russian Blue. Hey! Geddoff!! I can't type with 
you here. Mmph!

Enjoying your page!

From a Wendy in Toronto:

On my very neat desk, left to right:

White battery operated "hopping doggie", sitting on the pink and white
box he came in (he wears my headphones when I'm not), inside the box, a
collection of Kinder Toys I inherited when Phil and Lewis left the
firm...Black Meridian Phone...PowerMac 7600...1997 Starbucks calendar
(on top of my monitor)...Rachel Perry Raspberry Cherry
LipLover...Vanilla Lemon lip balm...1 bag of Quaker White Cheddar Rice
Cakes...1 litre bottle of Evian...clear glass Starbucks coffee mug (a
BIG one)...black wire file folder holder, the step-up kind, with one
pink "miscellaneous to dos" folder in it ("miscellaneous to dos" NEVER
get done)...black binder full of corporate info and guidelines which no
one ever reads (I read it when I'm avoiding other things)...three
cardboard organizers...1st one has liquid paper, date stamp, happy face
stamp, three tiny bottles of Benylin extra-strength cough syrup,
eyedrops, lid to my travel coffee mug (I can't find the mug part), Phil
and Lewis's office keys (I really miss those guys!), my mini make up
kit, 1 bottle of Body Shop Vanilla body lotion..2nd one has a stapler,
yellow sticky notes, pretty "Monet" pattern notepads for notes to people
I like, plain ruled notepads for notes to people who suck, some club
passes, a picture of me and the guys from my last job, seventeen packets
of sugar...3rd one has books in it: Publicity on the Internet, The
Canadian Press Style Book, User's Guide for FileMaker Pro 3.0, User's
Guide for Act, Business on the Internet, Sophie's World, last month's
Wired, this month's Wired...pretty hand-blown pink glass pencil holder,
holding funky pens and groovy pencils, a pair of scissors and I see my
sunglasses are in there now too (I couldn't find that pair last
weekend)...black adjustable clamp light, big blue plastic Monarch
butterfly (hanging from the clamp light)...a banana, a tangerine...fresh
daisys in a pretty glass vase...small stack of editing to do
sometime...the cd's I brought to work today: Dope on Plastic Volumes 1
and 2, Rebirth of Cool Vol. Phive, Poe, two Beastie Boys (Paul's
Boutique and Check Your Head), the Soundtrack from Grease, and Abba's
Greatest Hits...taped to my wall: a blown up laser copy of a picture of
Darrel and I, taken at Adrian's CD release party last month, which
drives me crazy because he looks soooooo hot in it...ummm, I think that
covers it...I'm done!

From a guy who likes little pasta letters:

There are many things on my desk(s), but perhaps the most interesting
items to the public at large (and Wendy) are:

One bottle of "Brain Wash" soda, Formula #7.  My boss gave this to me,
but I haven't decided if I should drink it or not.  Although it might be all
right...Mom always did say that if I ever saw a bottle with a picture of a
skull and crossbones on the label that I should drink it.

The ingredients list is:
	Carbonated Water, Fructose, Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial
      Flavors, Sodium Benzoate, American Ginseng, Siberian Ginseng, Korean
      Ginseng, (A lot of) Caffeine, Buchu, Dillweed, Jalapeno, African
      Capsicum, Ginger, Yohimbe, Ginko Biloba, Skullcap, Mad Dog Weed,
      Ma Huang, Gotu Kola, Dong Quai, Super Echinacea, Golden Seal,
      Artificial Colors, FD&C Red #40

A plastic noisemaker that I won as a prize in a bowling contest for
being the "worst bowler."  It sounds like a cat being stepped on, and my
coworkers routinely shake it for the duration of the time they spend in my
office.

3 Juggling Penguins and 3 Juggling computers.  I seat each beanbag penguin in
front of a beanbag computer, so they too can feign being productive.

Many thousands of LEGOs from which my disturbed coworkers have constructed:
  + *SEVERAL* beheading scenes, including a headhunter and his "stack-O-heads"
    as well as a convincing reproduction of the end scene from "Seven"
  + A Village-People-LEGO-policeman pieced together from policeman parts, 
    bare arms, and a pirate's moustache/beard stubble lego head.
    (Must be seen to be believed!)
  + *SEVERAL* holdup and hostage scenes, including a disgruntled Shell
    employee hijaaking a hovercraft.
  + A large LEGO-man torture contraption involving LOTS of gears.  It looks
    vaguely like something out of a Marilyn Manson video.

A suction-cup throwing star from a cereal box.  When thrown it will tenaciously
stick to practically any surface (as long as it's an office whiteboard).  Armed
with this dangerous weapon, I am the Hallway Ninja: a beacon of justice in the
corrupt capitalist workplace!

Finally, there is a stopwatch.  My boss gave this to me too...is he trying to 
send me a message?

P.S. with regards to A Woman's Guide to Shopping For Men, I happen to think that
purchasing pasta in the shape of letters indicates a man who recognizes that
education is a continuing process which should be integrated with the whole of
life...including mealtime. And men who laugh at the fact that Bill Clinton holds
secret meetings with Perot and the Aliens are laughing in the face of their own
ultimate doom!!!

Wake up my brothers, WAKE UP!!!!

:)

From a Wendy:

I'm so glad that there is a Wendy.com!  Wendys unite!

Anyway, I have:
a black pin on button that says "Got Milk?"
A CD cover booklet for a Czechoslovakian swing band called "Sto Zvirat."

The empty CD case.
A computer microphone.
A Kim Anderson (the little kids who kiss) picture a day calendar (a day
behind).
A scrap piece of paper with a lot of MUD sites scribbled on it.
A Biorhythm Compatibility Chart for me and my boyfriend (85%
compatible).
A funny birthday card I never gave to my friend.
A letter in code from my boyfriend.
And of course my monitor (that has a cloth bag of dice on top), printer
and CPU with my speakers and alarm clock on top.

That's it.  Not a whole lot when you look at it, but it looks like a lot
in print.  ;)

From a typical (?) geek:

Aside from my computer, phone and books....ummmm...a pair of 3 D
glasses, a little plastic Kinder Egg toy, three blue rubber balls, a
Dilbert book, a photo of an orangutan, a swizzle stick from the bar down
the road, and a funky plastic green glass with distilled water in it.
Typical geek's desk.

From someone who can tell time without looking at the numbers:


From a Wendy:

What is on Wendylee's Desk???

On my desk I have so many things*

1. Computer (of course)
2. Chips Ahoy! cookies (chunky)
3. Coffee cup o' pens
4. Stained glass angel
5. Dr. Pepper Lipsmackers
6. Box o' Cheese Nips
7. Cheap camera from Wal-Mart
8. My hippy-looking box
9. Telephone
10.Two dollars	
11.Stereo
12.Sunglasses
13.Stanley utility knife
14.Various cd's
15.One groovy oil lamp
16.Hershey kisses
17.Picture of my boyfriend
18.Unicorn figurines
19.Alarm clock
20.Earrings
	
*this of course is a very shortened 
version of the clutter that I call a desk...

From a man named after a plant:

Dear Wendy,
Exciting things are happening for my desk(s).  Now it has a fax machine, a
pencilholder, a small PDA I'm using now, and my elbows. But soon we are buying
a shiny new Nexar computer to grace the far corner. Oh, I forgot the 20 or 30
little toys all over the place, my favorite- the glowing skull pez.

Thanks for asking,  fun.

From a woman who likes to read about aliens (and sent me two desk letters in a row):

First letter:

My desk is facing a wall, I CD player/ radio/tape player with headphones on
the top shelf... I have a lot of envelopes on my desk, Cd's are always
cluttered around the lower shelf and the worst part is this endless stack of
notes that I take off of the Internet but can not seem to throw away... I
have a 4 slot in and out box for mail and bills and a cell phone in front of
the pencil holder.. sunglasses next to the computer box and joystick.. and an
ashtray for my all nighters online.. oh yes, and a book about aliens that I
can not seem to file or fit into my bookcase:) But the best thing on my desk
clipped to the paper holder is a picture of my nephew Benjamin....
Second letter:

I also forgot to tell a couple of things.. like my Rax cup full of markers
and highlighters, a crystal, a stapler, speakers for the computer, a blue
lighter, a book of matches form Logan's roadhouse, some tokens to a casino,
some bubbles claimed to be magic and last but not least is a feather from an
eagle hanging off of the side that someone found and dropped here..

From a woman in Georgia who is married to a man who lures turkeys out of hiding then shoots them:

This is by far the most intelligent question asked on-line.  What's on my
desk?  Yikes!  From left to right, my husband's turkey hunting shotgun. 
(His birthday present from last year.)  CD tower, with a rather eclectic
collection of music...Keith Whitley (his) to Dr. Hook and Saturday Night
Fever (mine).   A wooden box full of scratch paper that I pilfered from the
job I quit six weeks ago.  Pictures of my daughter and husband from Easter.
 Speaker, monitor, speaker, tower, Zip drive, some sort of joystick thing,
printer. Camoflauge tape for my husband's gun.  (Please don't go PETA on
me, we are animal lovers, too.)  A Christmas ornament that didn't make it
into the box before it went into the attic.  A turkey call. A Bible.  One 3
1/2" disk containing my resume.  (Like it's going to do me any good, my old
computer was a Mac.)  My diploma from Auburn University (in Alabama)
recognizing the 6 years I spent getting my bachelor's degree in Health
Promotion and Corporate Fitness, only to get a job in marketing.  (By the
way, we're in Thomasville, Georgia - about 30 minutes north of Tallahassee.

From a guy who knows one type of clutter from another:

Okay, let's first try to give a sense of "layout"...  Picture clutter, but
not like "buried"-type clutter, more like a "scattered" clutter.  So the
desk is kinda covered, but not very deep, and there is lots of actual
desktop showing through.  So now that you can picture *how* it looks, let
me tell ya what you're looking at:

(arbitrarily described in a clockwise direction from the leftmost side)
- A couple of IBM 3-ring binders that have been recycled to store various
  papers that were considered important at one time or another.  They are
  laying on their sides along with papers that never quite got put into them.
- My JavaOne backpack. [Java is a registered trademark of Sun Microsystems]*
  (*you gotta put stuff in like that to keep from getting sued)
- My laptop's case, unceremoniously propped up on my backpack
- The latest issue of PC World, already out of date by the time you read this.
- A PERL book, which I think I've read one chapter in
- more notebooks and papers that probably should be filed
- Pictures of my wife: One in a frame and a folding Glamourshots-type display
  with six others.  They bear little resemblence to the other photo. ;)
- Another IBM folder...  I guess I should put it with the others.  Or at least
  stand it upright.
- My phone, with various business cards around it.  Most of them are mine that
  I have jotted notes on the back of.
- Mechanical pencil (preferred writing implement), ballpoint next to it.
- Squishy "earth" ball for stress relief
- My mondo mug of ice water
- My laptop, propped up on a foam wrist-rest to help keep it cool
- two boxes of business cards: New ones for handing out, and old ones for
  jotting above-mentioned notes on them.
- Mini Hammond World Atlas (essential whan chatting to folks on the net)
- Box of Kleenex (for the occasional allergy fit)
- A gel wrist rest which I just realized I haven't used in months.
- a cardboard box of junk from my last job.  Full of little toys, plastic
  forks and spoons, my headphones for cd listening, and various other trinkets
  I must have kept for some reason.
- there are also a few pieces of paper here and there on the desk, some of 
  which may actually be important.

In defense of myself, I'm only a contractor here so I have never moved in my
full set of books, toys, etc. because I probably will not be here longterm.

And that's probably much more detail than anyone really wanted to know. ;)

From a guy with lots of time on his hands (and good taste in gifts for his wife):

I found your site at the end of a Friday, should be FRY-day, and it is
fairly empty. Reminds me of something I once heard "If a cluttered desk is
the sign of a cluttered mind then an empty desk must be the sign of
an....". The cleaning guy comes in on Saturday so, of course, I CLEANED MY
DESK. All that is left on my real desk is a HP SCANJET 4C flatbed scanner,
a pack of Marlboros (not my usual brand, but I ran out and had to buy a
pack from a fellow hacker...coughing hacker not computer hacker), my
lighter, an MGM Grand Hotel ashtray (from the days before the reefer
smoking busboy set the curtains on fire and burned it), my keys and a fresh
Coca-Cola (living on caffeine and nicotine). I have a typical
calendar/blotter and on my blotter I have stacked my In/Out basket, which
is empty since I took all of the In/Out garbage and hid it in my computer
hutch, one of those little paper clip dispensers that has a rolling magnet
that shoots paper clips out of the top, a stapler and a three hole punch (I
just noticed someone stole my tape dispenser today, bummer). 

My coumputer hutch is my real work area but I'm not sure if it qualifies as
a "true" desk. From top to bottom, left to right, it has a multimedia
speaker, a computer generated picture of my wife and I as lowlife bikers
(from Disney!). A picture of my wife and I in Bermuda, a can of air (to
spray the ashes out of my keyboard, not to breathe) a non functional
pendulum clock, a bowl of lysol to freshen the air (hide the cigarette
smoke), a QUE book on Microsoft OFFICE, a safety catalog, a Mangement book,
three ISO 9000 books, a reference book entitiled Understanding Fiber Optics
(which I still don't), a book named... (I love this one)... Concepts and
Methods in Discrete Event Digital Simulation, another sleeper named Desgin
Automation of Digital Systems, a really good book entitled The Amazing
Race, an excellent reference book by Harry Newton called Newton's Telecom
Dictionary and an autographed copy of a book by Arno Penzias called Ideas
and Information and the other multimedia speaker. That was the top shelf.
Under that I have a small personal fan, my 10 button, Handsfree,
speakerphone that is my life line to reality, a 17" monitor (that is now
displaying all of this garbage in text format), a couple of yellow stickys
with phone numbers, a fake sign taht says SYSTEM SUPPORT TESTING PLEASE DO
NOT POWER OFF OR USE TERMINAL, (this really freaked the cleaning guy since
I always shut down when I leave), a Reeces wrapper (tonights dinner), a
rubber band for office warfare, a coaster from Power & telephone Supply
Company, the remenants of a yellow Stick-it pad, a black pen of the
cheapest variety, all my disks (I won't bore you with the titles and
contents like I did the books) and a few CDs that have powerpoint
presentations related to my line of work as Corporate Director of Quality
Assurance for a telecommunications wiring service provider.

In my lap I have the pullout tray that contains my keyboard, my Grateful
Dead mouse pad and my trusty Microsoft Mouse.

Under the hutch is the UPS that keeps my machine going, the stack of this
weeks In/Out garbage that I hid from the cleaning guy, a multmedia
interface kit that allows you to show presentations on a TV (blurred and
off center at best), and last but not least the 166 Mhz Pentium, Multimedia
PC that I was able to get because I needed to scan pictures that
demonstrate the EXCELLENT quality of work that our technicians perform. 

Almost overlooked something, on an auxilliary shelf I found a box of
alcohol drenched screen cleaners, each in their own sanitary, hermatically
sealed package.

I also have a credenza that I inherited from my Stepfather, handmade in the
Phillipines. It is covered with some interesting items like the picture of
my wife dressed in a flame retardant suit that she wore to drive a Winston
Cup race car at 135 MPH. I bought her 10 laps at a National Motor Speedway
located near our house. It also has a pipe collection and a crystal ball
(used when the President asks me when I will be done with our Quality
Management System). There is a statue of the Thinker by Rodin for
inspiration. It usually just inspires me to go to the bathroom since I
think that is what he is thinking in that position. Luckily my office is
equipped with a BATHROOM (yep, I made the big time, got my own inside
bathroom!). There are also a couple of bookshelves,chairs, a file cabinet,
a trash can, a box of paper for recycling, plants, a chinese gong, a couple
of orignal paintings, (and a couple of not so original paintings), a
laotian hat and a broken laptop. That's about it for the entire room. Any
more questions????  

From someone with a stuck caps key:

I HAVE MY NEW MARY J. BLIGE CD ON MY DESK.  I BOUGHT SUB WOOFERS SPEAKERS.  I
ALSO HAVE A STACK OF RESUMES THAT I HAVE TO PREPARE FOR SOME PEOPLE.  A BOWL
OF GRAPES AND A BOTTLE OF POLAND SPRINGS WATER.   AND THAT IS WHAT I HAVE ON
MY DESK.

THE END

From a guy who knows secrets about Wendy's restaurants:

on my desk is my computer, power supply printer, telephone/fax machine
envelopes, picture of my daughter, speakers, and all my Wendy's
International Assistant Managers traing manual used for my different
phases of Wendy's Restaurant management.
and the most important piece of equipment on my desk is the only E-Mail
address that anyone in my district has for Corporate Headquarters
belonging to Dan Hamilton.

From a newshound on the collegiate beat:

I work at The Daily Collegian (Penn State University's student-run
newspaper)  What will be on my desk this summer is several Tupperware
containers of food from months ago, what seems to be hundreds of
newspapers, and a stapler.

From an English major who knows that Wendys are good:

Hello, one day, I was typing my friends names after the famous dot com. Thus, I
got Wendy.com.

The desk in my room:
A bookshelf with many books I will never will read,
A glass used to make mix drinks with engraved recipes on it, but I use it as
a pen caddie,
A kind translucent plastic desk cover,
Under the plastic: Scattered pictures of friends and family,
A song written and a map-coloured drawing drawn by a girl that bittered my
hope for love and romance,

The desk in my computer room:
A stack of Net magazines,
A pair of K-Swiss shoes I've had since my senior year in high school--man,
that was long time ago,
4 CDs: 2 Pixies; 1 Velocity Girl; 1 His Name Is Alive

From a guy who has plenty of change for the payphone:
I've held a variety of desks in different locations but currently I'll
use the one at my home. Starting from left to right:	

    Loose change showing several weeks of buildup.
    Odd pens and pencils laying flat.
    Several business cards spread out in no order.
    A cardboard coaster from my favorite bar. (Slightly used.)
    One computer speaker.
    One monitor. (With Izzy the Iguanna, a gift given to me for X-mas,
      resting on top.)
    Another computer speaker.
    A pewter cup with a Dragon for a handle. (Containing loose change 
      from earlier months.)
    An empty cigarette pack. (Has been rechecked from time to time, Just
      in case something smokeable magically appears.)
    A Radio alarm clock. (With a Candle in a glass holder on top.)
    Behind the radio, a wool hat that I have not worn in many years.
	(On top of the hat are more Business cards.)
    Last is a clampable desk light attached to the edge of my desk.

From a radio guy who doubles as a lighthouse for travelers from the planet Mars:
Dear Wendy,
	Here is a brief summary of what's on my desk:
Two tall towers of letter baskets that are mostly empty.
A plastic skelton under a dome, a stuffed Tribble on iridescent Easter
Grass, A ceramic sculpture that I made myself; I use it to hold paper
clips, De Riguer office stuff, like phones and tape dispensers, etc.The
most powerful desklamp in the known universe (on dark nights, they can
see it on Mars),and a vacuum cleaner attachment.
	By the way, I work in Radio, and so, am expected to have a strange
and messy desk.
					Love,
					Xxxxxxx (Xxxxx)

From a gal who has a Wendy as a mother:
*Some ball point pens
*ceramic dinner plate
*a color printer
*a computer modem
*a glass of milk
*some dog hair (don't ask)
*a mouse pad
*a bunch of plugs
*some e-mail/papers (not many)
*necklace that made me itchy

      *That's about it!*

From a guy who keeps chocolate, snuff and ranch-style beans all in one place:
bozoputer, microsoft mouse, tandy 1000 mouse, logitech 3 button mouse,
logitech trackman, (all but the new trackman are worn out), some change,
three ones seventeen mt coke cans, three mt coke bottles, ball cap, about
90 3.5 floppies, eudora pro manual, two wal-mart battery powered speakers,
sidewinder joystick, doom, doom2, wolfenstien, duke nukem, telephone,
reeses miniature wrappers, hershey almond kisses wrappers, roll of paper
towels, skoal box, copenhagen box, ranch style beans can (using it for a
spit cup), mt bottle for straight garret snuff (belonged to one of my
grandmothers - don't remember which one but they both dipped the same brand
- one lived to 94 the other to 97 before the snuff killed them), four old
mousepads, box of 120 envelopes, copy of "The Mother of All Windows 95
Books", bottle of asprin, my glucometer, bottle of test strips for it,
lancets, old modem, three returned checks, invoice from interNIC, some
paper napkins, my camera, my pomeranian (just visiting the mt candy
wrappers and hoping), copy of "Modern Methods of Pipe Fabrication", several
non-winning texas lottery tickets, six warning tickets from arkansas dot,
two warning tickets from texas dps license and weight, wiring pig-tail for
brake and running light, new box of checks, ash tray made on last pipe
fitting job from 4" schedule 40 pipe, dog brush, ear plugs, three pair of
safety glasses, that should be enough for now.

From a Wendy:
Hello from another Wendy!

On my desk I have my Mac setup, printer, modem, MO drive... a clutter of papers 
ranging from internet notes to a friend's fiction. There's a glass bird, rescued 
from the windowsill and the curious paws of the resident cat. There's a business 
card from an old coworker in Japan because I need to write him. There's a stuffed 
silk "maneki neko" (beckoning cat) from Kobe--a friend bought it for me right 
before the big Hanshin Quake destroyed the city. Then there's--OOF! My cat, 
thirteen pounds of overaffectionate Russian Blue. Hey! Geddoff!! I can't type with 
you here. Mmph!

Enjoying your page!

From a guy who has been corraled by his wife (send help):
My wife keeps me in this room to contain me.

On my desk I have an empty dirty coffee mug, a plastic bottle in the shape
of Mary with holy water from Quebec (it has a plastic crown cap at the
top), a fall leaf that has retained most of it's color for the past three
years, a pair of dragonfly wings, rubber spock ears, a pewter warf firing a
phaser, a ceramic Punxsutawney Phil groundhog souvenir, a flying fish
finger puppet, a plastic hammer head shark, a huge bag of little white
plastic skeletons, a small flexible rabbit in a suit, two tension squeeze
balls, a magnifying glass, a Crest DeepSweep toothbrush, a flashlight, an
Apple Quicktime VR Showcase Cd-ROM, a glasses case, dark glasses, an FWB
Hammer promotional ball point pen, a sharpie, a pencil, sereral photo-cd's
of the St. Patrick's Day parade in Chicago, a notepad, assorted floppies,
x-acto knife, TESOL 96 promotional pocket knife, Mac, hard drives,
monitors, speakers, wires, bills, an empty diskette box, and a heart shaped
frame with legs and arms with a picture of me and my wife on the beach with
our winter coats on.

From a guy in North Arkansas:
This is what is on Jasons desk "me": Macintosh 9600 holding 500 Megs.ram
ang 30 gigs,cdr 20 speed,Altec Lansing powered speakers,phone,checkbook,
and a chia pet!!! That is what is my desk top. Write back,you seem perty cool!!!
I'm writing from north Arkansas.

From a Wendy in Maine:
From right to left answering machine, 4 telephone books out dated, vanilla
candle, tape, paper clip container, disk holder with 11 3.5 disks in back up
mode (just in case).  3 CDs Eagles, Salt-N-Peppa, Melissa Etheridge, stack of
10 empty disks. Stack of Internet related magazines. Local T.V. coffee cup
with Sharpened pencils and one blue marker.  Pink flower vase empty (my 3
year old nephew brought me in Daisys)  Isn't his mom great?  One plant,
rolodex, nobody is listed by last name....  2 caller I.D. boxes I hate
surprises.  One empty pepsi, Box of cheese crackers (real cheese not that
fake stuff).  Tissues, Message book, Poetry book called Potato Eyes.  sticky
note pad, jungle mouse pad, mouse, monitor on a platform, keyboard and wrist
rest, coffee cup half full of coffee, the rest of my computer is on shelf
under desk, clip board, did I mention the eight sticky notes attached to
various parts of my screen?  I also have a picture of my kids and nieces and
newphews tape to my monitor.  Six folders of work in progress?  Stand up
file with stuff waiting for internet attention.  Another plant on the
further left corner. Oh I forgot the calculator and 4 pens and 2 highlighters. 

From a Maurice Sendak fan:
My desk, from left to right, has the following:

-- A framed picture of Maurice Sendak's "Where the Wild Things Are" bookcover (one
   of my favorite books from my childhood)
-- A Fedex package that I haven't yet opened, because I know what's in it and I'm
   avoiding it.
-- A pad of stationery with various doodles drawn during important meetings.
-- An empty inter-office envelope.
-- A tape dispenser.
-- A calendar that is still on a page from last week...now its up to date.
-- My telephone.
-- A stack of *unpaid* bills.
-- My rolodex.
-- A clock given to me by my real estate broker after we moved into our new
   apartment.
-- A set of computer speakers.
-- A half-full Diet Dr. Pepper.
-- A funky black desk lamp.
-- A picture of my fiance‚ and I from 2 years ago at a Xmas party when I had a few
   too many...
-- A Power Mac 7600/120, on which is a Sony 17" monitor, a miniature Jiminy
   Cricket, and a stack of business cards.
-- An Iomega Zip Drive.
-- A Hayes modem (28.8).
-- A jar of pens and pencils (which matches the aforementioned tape dispenser--I
   love ordering office supplies.)
-- 3 mouse pads, stacked.
-- An old cd-rom, now used as a coaster.
-- A dish of push-pins (see tape dispenser and pen jar)
-- A stack of unused napkins from lunch.
-- Various stacks of paper.
-- A stapler.
-- An Inbox/Outbox combo, stacked. (both full of useless things at the moment)
-- A bag of mini Charleston Chews, almost depleted by fellow office workers.


That's it. Wouldn't change it for the world! (except maybe a new Dr. Pepper!)

From a guy who really likes recycled currency:
- an India Fund Inc. Annual Report
- used computer stock report with notes of video inventory software 
  changes to be made
- notepaper with ideas for frames to outline a friends photograph for 
  website awards
- another sheet of used omputer paper withvarious scribbles about above 
  website awards, my homepage colors, and a couple of e-mail addresses
- a note made of recycled US currency concerning finding info about 
  living in Mexico by the ocean and the meaning of "cabrones"
- a Carroll County Democrats pencil
- a tri-fold of used computer paper with data notes used to test program 
  code and various lines of pencil written dBase code.
- a PC World Internet Glossary mouse pad
- a 8.5x11 sheet with old and new report layouts scribbled, and note 
  about have previously input data display while doing new inputs
- another note on recycled US currency, this one about Ganos' problem 
  with info being carried forward from week to week on a report
- a note on Greif Bros. Corp. notepaper about correction needed to fix a 
  program bug
- a pad of recycled US currency notepaper
- marked up list of stores indicating which need to be added to a new 
  database
- a print-out of an e-mail message that let me capture all the e-mail 
  addresses of pionet users in Coon Rapids

From a guy who is not a Wendy, but wants to be:
Hi Wendy:

Sorry so long with the reply. I'm the person whose desk contents 
inexplicably dropped off your web site. They were there for a couple 
weeks, then *poof* they disappeared. Alas, who knows why. I remember 
saying that *sigh* I'm not a Wendy, but wish I were...

At any rate, here's a new list.

* Power Mac
* StyleWriter Printer
* Zip drive
* Colour Monitor
* Keyboard
* Mouse
* "Aladdin" collectible cup from Burger King
* Subway mug
* Microphone
* Too many CD-ROMS
* A couple of music libraries
* A few music CDs
* A 3-way power tap
* A box of #8 Finish nails
* A bunch of VHS videotapes (edited and unedited weddings)
* A closeup attachment for an 8mm film camera
* Deck of UNO cards
* A "Handy Andy" Tool Kit (don't ask...)
* Phone book
* Diskette case
* Empty box of party favours from a wedding
* A bunch of registration cards I haven't sent in yet
* Dead (?) 9-Volt battery
* Dead StyleWriter Black Ink Cartridge
* Small stack of 8mm films
* An unopened bar of Herbal Breeze soap from Bath & Body Works
* Some dust in the back (of the desk...)

BTW, I love your site. Just keeps getting better and better. I visit 
regularly.

Xxxx<----not a Wendy :-(

From a self-proclaimed "gal who likes to surf the net":
-A ceramic dinner plate, (with chicken fingers on it)
-A couple of computer game boxes.
-Some old documetary papers(buried)
-color printer.
-computer(this one only)
-A computer modem(of course)

What's that obnoxious noise coming from the kitchen?
[Note from Wendy: I don't know what that obnoxious noise is, but I will try to find out.]
An entertaining desk message that goes on and on and on...
I actually have two desks pushed together because one just could not
contain the monumental mess I keep in my office at all times. You can't
actually see the surface of the one on the left of me (actually a drafting
table lowered to the same height as the desk on the right). The desk on the
right is a lovely old wood thing I bought from some guy's basement for $40
about ten years ago.

        Left Desk Surface Contents (in no apparent order):

Big pink plastic sports drink container from 7-11 with bendy straw. I have
not looked inside in some time -- I fear there is something growing in
there -- but it was left here by a girlfriend who tends to leave things
like drinking glasses and cups and pop cans nearly full all over the place
and I find them days, weeks, months later, and finally know the source of
that funny smell.
Computer cleaning kit. Never used.
Box of Dysan 3.5" HD diskettes. They appear to be blank. Kewl.
Stuffed panda bear toy I bought for a romantic interest at the University
of Toronto in 1989 or 90 who moved back to Vancouver without saying goodbye
and I was so pissed off I never sent the bear to her I just kept it here
collecting dust.
Rolodex. Has Margaret Atwood's home address and phone number in it.
Stack of pay stubs from job I had two years ago at an insurance company
(ug!).
Half a box of Mickey Mouse Christmas cards I never bothered to send to
anyone.
Scissors, big role of packing tape, various pens, pencils, three bottles of
liquid paper (one white, one yellow, one (ack!) pink), cheque book (so THAT
is where that went!), t-square, bottle of Pelican graphic white, rubber
cement, cannister of toothpicks, drinking glass filled with coloured
pushpins, staple remover, 1991 Perly's map book of the greater Toronto
area.
AC adapter for answering machine I don't have anymore.
Ream of watermarked 100% cotton resume paper.
Life size glow-in-the-dark skull acquired from Disney World's "Pirates of
the Caribbean" circa 1983 (has patch over left eye socket).
A Rubic's Cube (remember those?!)
Magnetic paper clip container (no paperclips in it).
Stamp pad and rubber address stamp.
A paperback copy of "Voltaire's Bastards".
Approximately 50 3.5" diskettes and 30 CD-ROMs of varying contents,
including a game I have never tried called "Vinyl Goddess from Mars".

                        Right Desk Surface

Wrapper from a new shirt I bought to wear to a friend's wedding last
weekend -- the shirt was a pastel green deal -- the wedding was a huge
Filipino/Scottish deal (ya, I know) that went on for many hours with an
open bar and more food than the 200+ guests and 40 wedding party members
could possibly eat.
Seven Dysan 3.5" diskette boxes, holding about 75 diskettes.
Desktop calculator (solar powered).
Business Card Binder. Full of cards of people I have no desire to ever call
or see again.
File folder contaning my 1996 income tax return which I haven't mailed yet
to Revenue Canada because I'm waiting for another T5 slip to arrive and I
hope it comes soon because the bastards owe me $935.22.
Hewlett-Packard DeskJet 500 Printer.
Package of printer paper from Business Depot.
Stapler. (Hey, it works!)
A banana.
Pink-haired "artist" troll doll wearing a white smock and carrying a
palette and a brush -- he/she is about six inches high and the hair stands
out on end like Don King's.
Vivaldi's THE FOUR SEASONS audio CD, Baroque Festival Orchestra, Alberto
Lizzio conducting. Has a lovely cover photo of a misty, autumn forest with
a bit of white fencing running along one side of a winding dirt path.
Clear film cannister containing sand from a beach in Cozumel, Mexico,
brought to me by a girlfriend who went there without me and left me here to
take care of her dog while she was gone. She also sent me a postcard, which
I just found under my keyboard. This was in 1994.
Six boxes of 5.25" inch diskettes. Who the hell still uses 5.25" diskettes?
Why do I have them?
Big teal coloured travel coffee mug from 7-11 full of pens and pencils and
a bendy "Eye-Ball Straw" (it has a big plastic eyeball mounted in it which
twirls around while you drink from it) from Taco Bell (a Halloween
special).
Full-tower case 486DX/4 PC with 6X CD-ROM, 3.5" & 5.25" drives, 1.3 GB HD,
15" SVGA monitor, big pair of 50W amplified stereo speakers, mouse,
mousepad from Dawson Networks Inc. (they are jerks, but I got a pile of
their mousepads -- most of which I used to patch my SCUBA wetsuit because
they are made of thick neoprene).
Two telephones. Both connected. One is also patched into my computer.
Dancing wind-up smiley face toy with legs and sneakers, about 2" high.
Camouflage military rain-poncho stuffed into big zip-lock bag. Where did
this come from?
Promo pack from Hummingbird Software. Contains demo CD I've not tried yet.
Ticket stubs from the York Cinema's 1:15am showing of the re-release of
STAR WARS (from only three weeks ago!) which I saw with Susan and we nearly
froze to death in line because it was -20C outside and we had to line up
just before midnight to get in.
Three-ring binder containing various notes and handouts from meetings of
the FRIENDS OF THE MERRIL COLLECTION OF SCIENCE FICTION, FANTASY &
SPECULATION, Toronto Public Library, of which I am Vice-Chair, but due to
crazy working hours at my "real" job  I have not been able to attend a
meeting in several months and may resign soon out of embarassment.

That's about it. I really need to clean up, eh?

From a repeat customer:
Hi Wendy,
	It's me again (the "Midwestern Gourmand").  I just wanted to tell  you
that my desk has change dramatically in the past weeks and I'd like to
tell you again what is on my desk.  Here goes....
	Asorted colors of fish tank gravel along side a large dictionary with
an empty brown stained coffee mug.  To the left of my keyboard is a tiny
smurf that follows me around and wispers into my ear from time to time. 
He just told me that you are really cool and he likes your page a lot. 
I'll tell him you said thanks.  Behind my computer and moniter is a
stale piece of bread with the ever so familiar mold creeping up one
side.  Well my smurf tells me I've bothered you enough with my typing so
I'll go back to playing checkers with myself.  See ya later.

			Strange Man

From a Minnesota man with good taste:
Lets see...This is a really cool ORIGINAL idea.  Kudos.

From the left we have a HP DeskJet 660c, the driver disk for my MS
Sidewinder 3D, the St. Cloud Phone book, the cordless phone, some text
articles that I emailed from the PALS system as school.  A half a ream a
wide line paper for Calculus homework (Yech, HATE calculus), a half
glass of Cherry Coke, a yellow highlighter, some calculus homework, one
of those twist ties that comes with anything electronic and runs on A/C,
a used book of duplicate checks, oh another disk...Windows 95 startup
disk this time, a CTX cheapo monitor, a empty 4MB EDO box from PNY, MS
Home mouse, 2 cheapo stereo speakers from the time I had to return my
computer because it was defective (bad HD) and argued with the rep about
postage to return it.  He sent me these cheap, cheap, CHEAP speakers.  

You really want to know this stuff?  

Ok... Software Cliffs Calculus, Pro One Calculus, Professional Web
Design Kit (R**off!), Visio (borrowed from work), Virtual Pool, Duke 3D,
Dogz, Latex (um, well u know...i borrowed it from a friend) and of
course the W95 CD which is needed daily it seems.  Books are, Ada 95,
Ada from the beggining, 10 Min guide to Word 95, Practical guide to
UNIX, Quicklink Message center manual.  Other games Alladin Activity
Ctr, Toy Story, sampler CD from PC Games, sampler CD from SB 32
soundcard, some cookie crumbs (just a few...), and a lion king mouse
pad.

From a Texan who must have a big desk:
this sounds interesting. it's 5:27 a.m. in houston, texas, and this is
what's on my desk:

a copy of a motorcycle service manual for a bike i bought a year ago and
is now trying to get rid of. a $10 Radio Shack cassette player missing
that thing at the back that covers the batteries. a box of brand new 3
1/2 inch diskettes that i bought but haven't touched because i recently
got a zip drive. a diskette case holding about 40 disks that contains
manuscripts of unifinished novels and short stories and screenplays.
another diskette case for an assortment of useless software that i
haven't figured out how to use. my tv remote control. a cd disk case. cd
tapes of vince gill, pearl jam's "ten", sarah mclachlan, garth brooks, a
portable cd player i bartered away from my brother. my mac performa 6360
i just bought 2 months ago. more useless diskettes i haven't gotten to
throwing away. cassette tapes of thai music. a roll of stamps. crumpled
up papers everywhere. envelopes for bills that i haven't paid but really
should. printing paper. the paperback copy of michael crichton's "the
lost world." a weiner's bag. a bag of new socks (thank god). coins. a
red marker. a jack in the box coke can. a nail clipper. ear plugs. a
copy of "quake" i bought but then found out i couldn't play on my mac
(what a moron). underneath that motorcycle manual are: another sarah
mclachlan cd (the freedom sessions); the beastie boy's "ill
communication"; the offspring's "smash." that zip drive. a brand
spanking new nec monitor with multisync c400 (whatever that means).

god, i really gotta clean this desk up...

From a guy in Eastern Canada who is ALWAYS online:

His first letter...

My desk? Well on my desc I have my tech manuals, a few old pay stubs, my
childhood mug, two purloined office pens and a coveted pad of postit
notes with the company logo.
His second letter...
I forgot to mention my computer, my phone and an outdated phone book.
I'm in Eastern Canada, and I'm a poor overworked Tech support rep.

From a communal desk in Illinois:
Hi Wendy!  I'm a Wendy from Illinois.  I just found your page and I have
really enjoyed it.  What a clever question to ask  to learn about your
readers.   O.k. here goes, my husband and I share a desk so a lot of this
mess has been contributed by him.

A black Acer monitor and 2 speakers, a black halogen lamp, a deskjet 682C
printer, a spinning CD holder half filled with CD's, a VCR, TV, 5 video
tapes, a replica of Ebbet's field, one unopened cigar (from a friend), an
egg timer, a joystick, personalized stationary, a hair clip and a french
twist comb, two remote controls, a mouse, an Olympic mouse pad (for him)
and a Winnie the Pooh mouse pad (for me), an empty glass, a Far Side
calendar, a 3 hole paper puncher, a Snickers bar, 4 Pepsi cans, a book of
matches, 2 pictures of friends, a checkbook, a savings account book,  pens,
pencils, telephone, tons of papers and mail, a daily planner, sticky notes,
Excedrin, Chloraseptic spray, fingernail clippers, swiss army pocket knife,
strategy guides for computer games, business cards, telephone books, can
of chewing tobacco (his), and our cat (asleep as always).

From a guy with a heck of an in-box:
My Girlfriend

From a Midwestern gourmand?
Twelve stuffed fish and a large piece of cheese with some green and blue
mold on the side.  Peace!  Out!

From a woman in Australia:
A computer, spike file, manila folders, stack trays, plastic page 
protectors, lots of dust, a plastic shopping bag, a coffee jar lid, a 
coffee cup, an elastic band, bright pink post-it notes, caligraphy 
pens, sticky tape, 3 'Mirai' Japanese Language Text books, two address 
books, assorted pages downloaded from the net, a colour printer, a box 
of disks, a disk wallet, paper clips, The Concise Oxford Dictionary, 
scissors, eyebrow tweezers, a CD, a wooden Japanese doll, a Palm 
Meadows golf towel, an emery board, a plastic ruler, a grey furry 
koala, a copy of this week's The Weekend Australian newspaper (that's 
where I found you).  

From a man of the cloth:
Half a glass of milk...well it used to be milk! Have I been surfing
the net that long! The latest Readers Digest. Our new Burmese kitten
get off the b...dy keys cat! That's not a real mouse! well it is but...
and on my powermac screen...Wendy Well I am from Down under!
Originally Tasmania.

From a Canadian desk:
2 computers
3 monitors
4 keyboards
4 mouses
2 ethernet cards (1 still in box)
2 manuals
1 report
4 mouse pads (no mice on any of them)
3 cd roms (just laying there)
1 micro casette recorder
1 can of penetrating oil (ion activated of course)
1 apple sales brochure (starting to look good)
2 static bags
1 error log

Want to know whats under the desk?
[Note from Wendy: I did reply back and tell him to specify what is under his desk since he seems eager to share. I'll let you know if I hear anything.]


From a guy who is drowning in paperwork:
Right now, Wendy, on my desk I have papers. Lots of them. I also have two
computers. One of which I am using right now, and the other is obsolete.
:)

From a California Wendy:
Right now I have the following on my desk:
My Silicon Graphics Indy system, a DAT drive, a CD-ROM, a magic 8 ball,
a lamp that looks like a boxing punching bag (company gave it to us),
hand lotion, mouse, mousepad, my phone, a fan, a clock, a SGI purple
slinky, a picture of my fiance and I, a Jimminy Cricket doll, a small
can of "Virgin Air" soda, my business cards, a rolodex, paper clips,
pens, play dough, stress ball, tape dispenser, stapler, sunglasses (I'm
in California), a FRIENDS mug and a picture of Ronald Reagan.  I think
that about covers it!  Whew!

From someone who actually uses a dictionary:

My 486sx33, a cup full of pencils, a pack and a half of cigarrettes, a
strong cup of coffee, and an Oxford American Dictionary... surrounded
by 32 HTML, Internet,and ISP Books, and a dog eared copy of the 1997
'Dragons of the Galaxie' Calendar ( Un-Expurgated Edition ).

From a nasa.gov man with secrets (and good taste in women):

My Desk?  You wouldn't believe it if I told you anyway.....Besides....I
can't tell you, it's classified.

My girlfriend's name is Wendy so I thought I would try "Wendy".

Thanks for being there.

From a Wendy in Kentucky who has great taste in books:

Computer, Printer, Mouse Pad, A Mouse, Cigarettes, Ash Tray, A Glass Of
Water, Matches, Pen, Air Freshener, Coasters, A BIG Internet Yellow Pages
Book (where I found this address) And Dust...

From someone who may or may not be from Elizabethtown College:

On my desk there is:
a computer
3 coffee mugs
tape
stapler
teddy bear's backpack
printer
bath and body works body lotion and soap
2 pens
a christmas card
plastic baggie
mouse and mouse pad
another desk!


From a Texan:

I have an assortment of things on my desk at the moment.  These items
include a monitor (Compudyne, Model 14/1024V (yes it is VGA and yes it
sucks, and yes it is a long story)) under which lies a personal computer
(Macintosh Performa 636CD) along with three floppy diskettes, a roll of
tape (Wal-Mart brand) and a microphone (Apple).  To the right of these
items is a laser printer (Panasonic KX-P5400), a modem (Prometheus, The
software is really buggy!!), a Snapple bottle ("Mango Madness", 30%
full), A telephone (green, no name brand), a microphone (TELEX) and the
ubiqutous paper scraps.  Directly in front of the computer/monitor
assembly is a Keyboard and a mouse.  The mouse sits on a polyester
coated pad with a picture of "" (the martian from bugs bunny!?!) along
with a tin of rasins (Janet Lee, 0% full).  To the left of the computer
assembly is an Everex surge supressor, a box of floppy disks, a stack of
printed email messages, three audio compact disks (Janes Addiction, HUM
and the Red Hot Chile Peppers), one Apple CD of some variety and more of
the ubiqutous paper.  It is worth mentioning that these items are
interspersed with a variety of wires and cables.  

From someone who is almost a Wendy:

Well.....

1. Diet Coke
2. Diet big Red
3. Sun Microsystems coffee mug
4. SAC Course Catalog/Spring Registration Form
5. Kleenex
6. Santa hat that says "Windy"
7. Phone
8. Pictures under a clear desk mat
9. Shelves with AS/400, RS/6000, networking and hand-held product guides.
10. AS/400; RS/6000 systems builders.
11. My own quick reference HTML guide
12. Four shelf files with notepads, cd's, magazines and my glare
reduction thingy for my screen.
13. a rolodex
14. a bizillion post it notes
15. My desk caboodle with all my pens, scissors, etc.
16. Hand lotion
17. coaster
18. computer stuff
19. a clay pot with an artificial sunflower
20. Scanner
21. keys
22. Mc Donald's Happy meal toys

And I don't think I've left a thing out!!!!

From a Wendy in Key Largo:

My boyfriend's half of the table is a mess.

My half holds:

one computer with monochrome monitor (UGH!)
bag of potpourri
two glasses cases (containing glasses)
wedding invitation (RSVP is overdue...)
packaged pair of panty hose for use with the potpourri
headphones
tiny speakers
bank statement
Tori Amos Under the Pink music book
unused Thanksgiving cards
AT&T bill (for $1.90...why bother?)
receipt for bridesmaid dress
miscellaneous banking receipts
two 8-packs of spearmint Extra gum
dictionary
Claire's Ear Care Solution (the hole's still infected...)
extra-large roll of scotch tape (need to take that back to work)
mouse
empty water glass
3-pack of Glade Plug-Ins (Neutralizer)
Revlon Iced Silver nail enamel

From another Wendy:

On my desk? One telescope,  two broken mouses, or is that mice? One 40oz
can of Bruce's Yams, a pair of Grouch Marx glasses, with nose, and a
crayon.

It's the truth, I swear.....    :)

From another Wendy:

Hi, Wendy! I am another Wendy and couldn't resist visiting the owner of wendy.com

What is on my desk:
Two computers (big desk)
Lots of computer manuals
Various magazines
Pewter pencil cup
Teak cat
Large blue geode
Rubber stamps with various designs
Stacks of photos


From an anonymous ice cream addict:

Two Homebrew PC's, with speakers :-)
tv remote
Bowl chocolate ice cream with topping (chocolate)
headfones
watch
three mousemats
Yahoo magazine
assorted bills
CD's everywhere
Large cool drink
Cigarettes n lighter
screwdriver
boxs of floppies X 2
empty coffee cup
Dummies guide to the Internet
Switcher thingy for the printer to run on both pc's
Half eaten bowl of chocolate Ice Cream
Pipeline CD (Rubbish)
AOL Coasters ( being turned into trash by a burnt-out cigarette that
missed the ashtry!)
Ashtray (full)
Desk Tidy (Empty)
Nail Polish (No 7)
car keys
Cat (asleep)
CD Cases (empty)
Map of Florida (Nest for cat)
$27 and 45 cents
A guide to Telebanking with Nations Bank
1 dead cockroach
instructions for Cabinet display on PC (ignored)
Empty bowl of Ice Cream with a spoon in it.......

From a guy with a really big paperweight:

A Naked Lady.


From an Australian fellow:

hmm.. well, I can't tell from all these paper... =(