I was standing in the kitchen trying to satisfy my sweet tooth with a fortune cookie, after having some fantastic Chinese takeout. During my attempt to open the fortune cookie package, the cookie in question burst out of it's plastic wrapping, spun end over end in an arc that ended when the cookie impacted with the kitchen floor. Upon impact, said cookie burst into pieces resulting in a crash radius of approximately two feet.

At the ground zero lay the fortune. I picked up the paper, unrolled it, read it. It said: